Anyone else have those days when you become gay?

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  1. Awesomesauce

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    Like I am straight most of the time but sometimes I just become gay. Either for a day or half a day or whatever. Then I go back to being straight. Its so weird. And then other times I will not be attracted to anything at all. But other times even inanimate objects like tables or duvets make me hard. Its so weird.

    Its like I have multiple personality disorder. Except its actually Multiple Sexuality Disorder. Is this a real thing? Where can I get help?
     
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    I've been gone a while, are you the guy who's mad at me for something I said years ago or is that someone else
     
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    You become gay for half a day? That's nice.
     
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    Did you wake up with a condom between your ass cheeks again?
     
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    what are you
     
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    And then I went gay for a while.
     
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    I wanna know what happens on the gay half days when he snaps out of it right when some young buck is busy deep seeding his second spot... :bigthink
     
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    I just read the part where he's attracted to duvets.
     
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    how tall of a woman are you?
     
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    If you're a woman. Awesome!

    If you're a guy. You're gay.