Anyone else here get laid this morning?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Dec 11, 2014.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    I did :dancin:

    But now I'm super tired and I want to go back to bed
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er VIP Gold

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    :up:
     
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  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    :down:
     
  5. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Did you shower and brush your hooves before or after ?
     
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    :oderus: Good for you, I got nothing :(
     
  7. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    No, but its still early....
     
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  8. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    no,its not the weekend.
     
  9. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    morning sex is great because you can last longer :yes:
     
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    Of course not! What kind of girl would get drunk this early?
     
  11. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I'm fuckin my fist it knows how to treat me right and no morning breath
     
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  12. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    You should set the alarm clock radio to play Daft Punk and you could of scored some pussy before your 2 hr commute eaj. :console:
     
  13. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Mrs shitty
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    So true. I wonder why that is.

    I got a BJ last night, but no sex this morning.
     
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    EasyJesus Papi Gold

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    :worried:
     
  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    hes jealous of your wife
     
  17. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    i think the penis just isnt fully awake yet
     
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    Mine is most awake in the morning. Too awake. Since I started taking the fish oil, it comes to full attention pretty much whenever I relax :no:

    I also got a blow job last night but no sex this morning
     
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    It's so retarded :jj:
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    @shitty did you do the kinda cuddle, but really just grinding morning wood into her butt cheeks move until she gave in or did she initiate?