Anyone else here have the habit of fucking losing their keys ??

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Just wondering if I am the only certified insane person here..???


    fuck sometimes i wonder how I drive with my head up my ass.. since clearly that is where it is or else i wouldn't lose my fucking keys all the time
     
  2. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Buy a key rack
     
  3. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    The only time i ever had a problem finding my keys was when I lived with anyone. Now my keys are always where I left them. :yes:
     
  4. AllAboutHim Ed

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    This. I've probably wasted a year of my life looking for keys. Pick a spot for keys and always use it.
     
  5. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    No, never lose my keys because one day I decided to grow up and become an adult. :coffee:
     
  6. AuntDolly

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    According to psychobabble, it's a sign of not wanting to be where you have to go. I've found that I lose my keys more often when I've had a job I hate. So, for the past 18 months I've had the same problem, key rack by the front door notwithstanding.

    Maybe Dr. Sarno can help me. :c
     
  7. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Nope. I carry mine on an S-biner and, whenever they're not on me, they go in the one spot they always go.
     
  8. DearLawd

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    Used to lose them when I was younger with toddlers, but got so sick of it that I somehow trained myself to ONLY put them down where they belong or in the specific purse pocket. Haven't lost them in over 10 years.

    Now, my reading glasses? That's a whole other story, I can lose those suckers when they are on my face....I am so damned sick of looking for my glasses with no one else to blame but myself. AND....they are only readers so I get a box of 6 pair at a time....by the end of the week? Don't ask. It's a vicious cycle.:facepalm:

    Oh Oh....I've actually gone OUT to walk the pup and thought, I'm so dizzy and nauseaus, I MUST be running a fever....and it's because those damned things are still on my face. Oh YES! It's that bad.
     
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    And a huge douchebag.
     
  10. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Let be realistic here
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    never. i keep em on a key chain with a long strap from college. when at home they're in one drawer. in the car, in the ignition, walking around, in my bag top pouch.
     
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    it's been said but I'll reiterate, get a hook or a little dish IMMEDIATELY inside the door you use to enter your house AND USE IT. I haven't lost my keys in 10 years
     
  13. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon i came. i saw. i derailed. Staff Member

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    I have a bad habit of putting my down on a table and forgetting to put them away in my purse. So later on I look in there and I think "where did they go??"
     
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    I read somewhere that losing things like that is a sign of an active mind overwhelmed with responsibility. I'm going with that.
     
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    I'm sorry, but the way you worded this is very funny.
     
  16. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    simple key hook on your driving and house key all other keys be damned to something else
    this way it's always hooked to you when not in ignition. only keep 2 keys on it though
    best one is
    corterleather.com Bottlehook
    also opens bottles which is handy while driving

    or go cheap w/ a $3 S Carabiner hook Home Depot
     
  18. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    this is why there are no female ran biker gangs
     
  19. sheet metal wor

    sheet metal wor Well-Known Member

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    Some people lose keys, run out of gas, tardy ect

    Some dont

    Its not rocket science
     
  20. Kool

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    haven't lost my keys since hs