Anyone else here not give a shit about the new Star Wars movie?

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    The original trilogy was OK, the last new ones have sucked, and JJ Abrams is the most overrated director ever. I LOVED his Star Trek when it first came out, albeit it was a little campy, but watching it at the cinema was great. Fast forward a few months and I'm rewatching it with a friend at my place on the TV, and I couldnt get over how corny it was. Especially the opening scene had me cringing hard, and the story was just sorta meh...but it's still a decent movie. Now, the follow-up Star Trek SUCKED ASS. I was fucking falling asleep, like holy fuck what a gay and boring movie.

    What's so good about a new Star Wars movie? The material theyre working with is lame unless you're a diehard fan and know the series well, and JJ is overrated. Its another Hollywood bukkake, and the drones of brainwashed consumers are standing in line fluffing each other.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    you get laid recently?
     
  3. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Is this your idea of a great thread?
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    he mentioned gay and ppl blowing each other
    this might be the thread he realizes
     
  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Poor Gar...so much failing...
     
  6. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    Get to class gar
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Gary you should go on periscope and give us a walking tour of Oslo.
     
  9. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member VIP

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    Meh? They say meh in Norway?

    #schtickcoma
     
  10. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    Can someone tell me why Gary isn't using his life experience to get all the horny naive freshmen at the uni?
     
  11. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    Gary is either a balding Euro twink who never gets pussy or an old Midwestern guy pretending he's a balding Euro twink. Either way it's suicide level sad and this thread sucks.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    great to know phil
    thanks
     
  13. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    Yes, asking pretend guy if he got laid recently is genius. Thanks. Keep the hits coming.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    or is he a pretend guy?
     
  15. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Just hanging out in this thread with your forum pals, Gare? :coffee:
     
  16. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Who is this OP ?
    I think gars bi-polar disorder is ticking up
     
  17. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    Balding? I have insanely thick hair, shithead
    Yeah sorry I kind of take back what I wrote. I guess I'm excited to see the movie, too.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    I didn't know there was a new movie till I saw the non stop promotion of it during the first half of the football game last night.

    I watched the star wars movies when I was a kid and I guess I liked them because I had C3PO and R2D2 sheets on my bed but I haven't seen any since then.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    do me favor please
    let me know what else you didn't know
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    I didn't know what reddit was until a couple months ago.