Anyone else here shun coworkers?

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  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I take great pleasure in shunning coworkers who I deem to have wronged me somehow.....the shun duration is determined by the seriousness of the infraction or repeated offenses. I fully admit to my immaturity but am I alone in being amused at making others uncomfortable by ignoring them? For coworkers I obviously still interact to make sure our work gets done but I cut all personal communication. It's a great way to pass the time while amusing myself. Good times, good times......:cheer:
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    Do you also crush their heads from across th floor?
     
  3. Beer Can Cock

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    Passive Aggression is the best form of entertainment!
     
  4. banksy

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    I like to fart in their chairs
     
  5. Onion

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    Nope. My home is the office. I love me some me.
     
  6. sstressed

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    i'm a world class shunner. if you wrong me, if i can ignore you like you don't exist, that's what i do. if i have to work with you, it's a cold, cold relationship.



    i'd have prefered to shoot some of them (nothing serious, just a wounding) but shunning had to do.


    and bonus, it annoys the shit out of girlfriends. :yay:
     
  7. HeinousMark

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    Unfortunately, I'm usually the shunee, rather than the shunner.....I guess I suck.

    My dad was a World Class Titan of Shunnery: His siter and her husband fucked him bad on a business deal, and he would not speak to them, or of them, nor acknowledge their existence for over 20 years. When my older sister eloped with a dumbass redneck loser, he only did it to her for 6 or 7 years...after her second child was born. The man had iron willpower..... I hope someday I'll have even a fraction of his Shunning Skills....
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    I hide out in the bathroom stall, and when they go to the bathroom, I jump over the stall, and stab them with a couple of pencils. :c
     
  9. Onion

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    I thought you cleaned the bathrooms, Fonzi. :dontknow:
     
  10. Reggae Mistress

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    I work alone so I shun myself on occasion.
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    No. I'm the boss of the guy who is the boss of the guy who is the boss of the guy who cleans the bathrooms.
     
  12. DroppingLoads

    DroppingLoads New Member Banned User

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    Yep. I have 2 puerto ricans that think they are living an episode of Jersey Shore. I take great pleasure in outing them to mgmt when they fuck up. I did it today to the customer service rican, but talked to the owner about it. He was flaming hot as that shit will ruin a large referral source if it continues.
     
  13. Onion

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    So your Major Head? :jj:
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    What?

    I don't have an oxygen depleted brain, I'm not sure what you're saying.
     
  15. HowardsPrenup

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    I'm annoyed by almost everything and everyone at work. I need to leave so bad, but it's the same old bullshit no matter where you go. Still need a change of scenery BAD
     
  16. HeinousMark

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    I totally understand when people "go postal" at work. I'm not saying it's the best thing to do, and I don't want to go to jail or get shot by da po-leese........but I understand...... I'm really surprised it doesn't happen more often...
     
  17. Stew Nod

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    I actually get along with everyone at work....I'm the only guy at my place that doesn't have enemies

    But I do like doing some shunning when need be
     
  18. Stew Nod

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    every place seems to be fucked up and dysfunctional.....years ago I just started amusing myself with it....looking at each different asshole like a seinfeld character....It really helps get ya through the day
     
  19. Stern Fan Dude

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    I never shun my co-workers. I stare them down and if they get in my face I start throwing roundhouses.
     
  20. keywordpk

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    Do you shun the chubby, mean, anti-social blonde cop that patrols the Beachland?


    :munch: