Anyone Ever Been Interviewed Via Skype?

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  1. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Any tips?

    Other than "Be sure to wear pants in case they make you stand up"?
     
  2. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Schmoopy says to cover up your turkey neck.
     
  3. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    My neck is in my profile and you love it.

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  4. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    And this isn't helping me for shit! :cuss:
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Dont wear pants, in case they ask you to stand up...
     
  6. newcastlefan

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    i thought you meant they were interviewing you over the telephone
     
  7. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I'll just google the hell out of it.
     
  8. Ridic Too

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    Pretend your Webcam is broken
     
  9. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    sounds like a setup to me. i told you not to take the porn job
     
  10. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Don't wear a shirt and slowly eat a banana or popsicle. :toptip:
     
  11. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    Yes, interview people frequently that are relocating. Position the camera so you have nothing personal or distracting in the background. Chain up and gag your bastard.
     
  12. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    my bastard will not be here.
    nothing personal or embarrassing in the background already, got that.

    already have casual business attire to wear.

    i've gone through a few runs by myself like an idiot practicing :jj::facepalm:
     
  13. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    thank you, PHILLIP
     
  14. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :fil:
     
  15. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    You and your big gun.
     
  16. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Make sure you shave bro.
     
  17. Chaos

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    Make sure you don't have a second window open with porn on it. :c
     
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    I bet nerd will give you a good reference
     
  19. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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  20. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Drop the name Schmoopy several times. :D