Anyone ever been to a legit massage parlor and received a happy ending?

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  1. Habit Forming

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  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    Correct me if I'm wrong but, if they give happy endings they aren't legit by definition.
     
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    I think he's saying the big Swedish dude at the legit place jacked him off.
     
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    Good lord, man.................
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I have been to a few high end spas and have been offered release at a few of them. Truth.
     
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    to me a happy ending is when she works those extra-tense back muscles and I leave feeling completely relaxed
     
  8. O Face

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    I didn't know that women got happy endings. Although makes sense. I would think that a hot female could get one anytime they want.
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

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    You can get free happy endings from me anytime you want, RM. All you gotta do is ask. :c
     
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    That's hot
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    yes
     
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    ok

    maybe it wasn't legit

    but it sure did feel like it! :cuss:
     
  15. VAsiCkBoy

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    Just popped up within the last few months

    I know a couple of dudes that went there....they said it is set up in an apartment complex....very sketchy.
     
  16. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Awesome.

    Hate to get arrested there though.
     
  17. VAsiCkBoy

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    But they did say it was worth it.

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