WTF Anyone ever deal with an anal fistula?

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  1. SuperFarts

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    Went to the doc 'cause I had a "thing" on my ass.

    He said it was an abscess which may have been caused by an anal fistula.

    WTF?

    Didnt @stuttering john melendez have one of these?
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Mark Mayo been fisted many times
     
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    What the fuck? Ew. I don't want to think about it.
     
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    My fistulas are lethal weapons.
     
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  6. I invented that

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    i knew a guy who had one, he knew there was a problem when his dick started farting.:backlol:
     
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    Just got over a damned fissure.
    The joys of old age. :2kbill:
     
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    You're so witty.
     
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    Stop fisting, obviously. Should clear right up.
     
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    thanks mom
     
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    Tell yer dude to use more lube, so you don't get tears.
     
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    Antiviral gel and pills for you bub.
    Then a change of diet.
    Eating pork causes all kinds of problems and you will die early eating pork!
     
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Women can get them from anal sex, the vagina and anus get internally connected. Ouch.
     
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    Yah but I aint a turd burglar.

    :(
     
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    Just admit it bro your rectal damage is due to your black boyfriend's large dick in your ass
     
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    Danny Dong could also be the cause....
     
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    learn to wipe better faggit.
     
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    You have to really get up there and dig around Robin.
     
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    I did. But she cheated on me so I broke up with her.
     
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    Not that many