Entertainment Anyone ever get one of those oriental massages?

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  1. oldpaddy

    oldpaddy Well-Known Member

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    I could use a real deep tissue massage that includes a happy ending. There's one of those oriental massages places a few towns over and they advertise in backpage and Craigslist. That's what I'm looking for, right?
    Anyone have any experience with such places?
     
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    I've always figured a legitimately good / skilled massage and getting your dick jerked happened at two totally different types of places. I want a licensed RMT to do the massage part. Not some Thai junkie broad in a place that smells like jizz and probably has bedbugs.
     
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    You can get a good massage at the jerkoffplace and it's usually cheaper than the legit places
     
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    those places are everywhere now, its like the movie Idiocracy
     
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    They keep letting chinks in. They are an invasive species. Gotta introduce some predators to stem the flow.
     
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    They don't bother me, send all the hot Asian women you want
     
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    I wouldnt go to one of these places. They get busted by the cops a lot.
     
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    You must not live or work in a neighborhood they are consuming.
     
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    Junkies don't bother me. That's what they made condoms for. I've been to a bunch of different massuses over the years and it's always hit or miss regarding the quality of the massage. A crummy massage with a happy ending is better than a crummy massage.
     
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    The chicks that got busted around recently around here were not hot.
     
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    Once. No happy ending and my back was bruised for a week
     
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    That sucks, dude. Are you okay?
     
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    I haven't seen too many Asian junkies
     
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    Do they? I think the cops leave them alone, they are all over
     
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    Do the cops ever leave anyone alone lol ? They probably have people looking online all day waiting to bust people.
     
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    They busted a few places around here back in '14. Those places are closed now. They probably only bust them once in a blue moon.