WTF Anyone ever get raped by a carney?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    Carnival worker 'Zombie Mike' wanted in two New York rapes
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    Michael Hawkins was nicknamed "Zombie Mike" due to poor hygiene. (U.S. Marshals)

    A Grim Reaper-tattooed former carnival worker nicknamed “Zombie Mike” is being hunted by U.S. Marshals for his alleged role in two New York rapes – including one of a wheelchair-bound woman.

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    Michael Hawkins, nicknamed “Zombie Mike” due to poor hygiene, is accused of raping a mentally challenged woman in a wheelchair in her Schenectady apartment in June 2012 and also sexually assaulting the wife of a friend in November 2013 in Rotterdam, NY, a U.S. Marshals news release said.

    He faces charges of rape, aggravated sex abuse and criminal sex act with a person incapable of consent. The U.S. Marshals service is offering a $5,000 reward for information leading to Hawkins’ arrest.

    “Predators like Michael Hawkins who prey on helpless victims must be brought to justice,” U.S. Marshal David McNulty said in the news release.

    Hawkins, 29, has ties to New York, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Oregon, California and Florida, but he could be anywhere due to a past history working for traveling carnivals. Authorities believe he may be working with a carnival again. Hawkins can also survive on little food and easily hide in the woods, officials said.

    He sports a tattoo of the Grim Reaper on his chest.
     
  2. Mack

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    But to answer your question, I'm sure somebody has.
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Not yet...but a boy can dream, can't he?
     
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    In a legal sense, Garth Hudson and Levon Helm and Richard Manuel and Rick Danko were..

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    Well done. Love The Band, but well done.
     
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    I'm guessing Nikkerz
     
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    Only when I play those fucking basketball games!

    Damn rims are rigged.
     
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    'Carnies! small hands, smell like cabbage!'
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    No, but I've been fucked by that "Shoot the Star" game before
     
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    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    Yeah. So what?
     
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    I'm sure whatever happened between them was consensual.
     
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    Did I already use the "rigged basketball hoop" deal in this thread or am I trippin'?
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    If the prizes were cash, like a casino, Id be a repeat victim.
     
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    I read the title too fast. I thought it said Have You Ever Been Rapped by a canary. It would have to be a tough bird.
     
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