Anyone ever have dengue fever????

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Is that when you have a thing for Asian chicks?
     
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    Hal E. Burton Well-Known Member

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    No. But I'm sure Howard has "da nag" fever.

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    yes...
     
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    Who hasn't? :coffee:

    I had it when I was consumed with fucking this black chick that I knew casually.

    She asked me to help her write her name in the sand with a stick.

    All I could think about was leaving my wife of 30 years to bang her.

    It would have been the best 3 minutes of her/my life, I think.
     
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    Yes
     
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    I hope your wife goes out and bangs Tebow or some shit :c
     
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    If she ever cheats on me, I hope it's with that faggot.
     
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    We thought my daughter might have gotten it when we were living in Costa Rics. I was so freaked out. I don't know if she a milder case or something else because didn't have any of the severe symptoms.
     
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    That's Yellow Fever ... and yes, a terminal case I'm afraid

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    My girlfriend got it once. It was not pretty - sweats, chills, blackouts, no strength.

    I might have come down with it as well, months later, but I don't go to the doctor unless I'm absolutely dying. Had a fever for days, working through it. Being the medical genius I am, I decide to chug a bottle of Robitussin with codeine. That night, the fever spikes. One minute I'm hotter than I've ever been, the next I'm almost seizing because I'm shaking so bad. Couldn't maintain my body temperature. Soaking through clothes and sheets, using the shower to try and regulate warmth. When I finally fell asleep that night, my lights went out, narrowing to a pinpoint, I thought I was done for.

    And all I could think about was the porn on my computer when my body was discovered.
     
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    i caught dengue fever while in thailand. fucking skeeters! :mad: it was pretty scary for a few days. my head hurt worse than the worst headache i ever had. day after day. whenever i moved, i moved in slow motion to keep my head from the pain. my body ached. fever... yikes.

    after a few days, it was gone and hasn't bothered me since. thank you buddha! :)
     
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    What do you live in Botswana???
     
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