anyone ever have jungle fever?????

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  1. isabella

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    as some of you might know, i've been called a racist because of my comments on certain threads but i find myself obsessing over this black "dude" i know. he's very charismatic....has dreadlocks, is muscular and is a businessman active in his "community" and no, he isn't a drug dealer.
    what is wrong with me, i have never felt this way before. i know it's just lust and there's no way i will ever have sex with him or leave my husband.

    but wow, it's very uncomfortable when i see him. i fantasize about him.

    and i know the fantasy is always better than the reality
     
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    Someone's hijacked your account right?
     
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    once you go black we don't want you back
     
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    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ISABELLA????
     
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    Oh. Hi.
     
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    I like Norma Stitz
     
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    Just go fuck him, he's a guy and will gladly give it to you hard and than you can get on with your life and go back to calling him the N word ✌
     
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    Mudshark much?
     
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    I have never had "jungle fever" but I have "been with" a black chick.
    She was pretty and thin but still had stretch marks. It was weird.
    She was totally waxed so I'm not sure if the hair down there was nappy or not
     
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    :bigcry:........no, it's really me.
     
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    Nothing wrong with fantasies. Everyone has them and if they say they never do, they're full of shit.
     
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    I asked my woman what must I do, what must I do
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    She said Sparrow all I want from you, I want from you
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    When I only want a few inches at the big bamboo

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    It’s so big and strong, bamboo, stands up straight and tall, bamboo
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    You wanna become a single mom with an extra little halfRICAN?
     
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    White women....................

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    "There's no way I will ever have sex with him" -okay If u say so.
     
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    o_O you're married and fucking black dudes is on your mind?

    You're a deviant, and mentally unstable
     
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