anyone ever have jungle fever?????

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  1. isabella

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    as some of you might know, i've been called a racist because of my comments on certain threads but i find myself obsessing over this black "dude" i know. he's very charismatic....has dreadlocks, is muscular and is a businessman active in his "community" and no, he isn't a drug dealer.
    what is wrong with me, i have never felt this way before. i know it's just lust and there's no way i will ever have sex with him or leave my husband.

    but wow, it's very uncomfortable when i see him. i fantasize about him.

    and i know the fantasy is always better than the reality
     
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    Someone's hijacked your account right?
     
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    once you go black we don't want you back
     
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    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ISABELLA????
     
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    Oh. Hi.
     
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    I like Norma Stitz
     
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    Just go fuck him, he's a guy and will gladly give it to you hard and than you can get on with your life and go back to calling him the N word ✌
     
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    Mudshark much?
     
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    I have never had "jungle fever" but I have "been with" a black chick.
    She was pretty and thin but still had stretch marks. It was weird.
    She was totally waxed so I'm not sure if the hair down there was nappy or not
     
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    :bigcry:........no, it's really me.
     
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    Nothing wrong with fantasies. Everyone has them and if they say they never do, they're full of shit.
     
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    I asked my woman what must I do, what must I do
    To make her honest and keep love too, and keep love too
    She said Sparrow all I want from you, I want from you
    Is a little little piece baby, just a little little piece of the big bamboo

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    Working for the yankee dollars

    I gave my woman a coconut , a coconut
    She told me she thought, it was ok but, it is ok but
    To my surprise she gave it back to me, right back to me
    What good is the nut baby, tell me what good is the nut without the tree

    Well she’s ready for, bamboo, grows out from the ground, bamboo
    It’s so big and strong, bamboo, stand up straight and tall, bamboo
    Please it’s what I want, bamboo, tadadada bamboo lalalala bamboo laladedada bamboo
    The big big bamboo bamboo lalalala lalalala lalala
    Working for the yankee dollars
    The big big bamboo bamboo lalalala lalalala lalala
    Working for the yankee dollars

    I gave my woman a sugarcane, a sugarcane
    Very very sweet, I must explain, I must explain
    And she gave it back much to my surprise, to my surprise
    I love this flavour I really,really love this flavour but not the size

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    It’s so big and strong, bamboo, stand up straight and tall, bamboo
    Please it’s what I want, bamboo, tadadada bamboo lalalala bamboo laladedada bamboo dubydubydubydoo
    The big big bamboo bamboo lalalala lalalala lalala
    Working for the yankee dollars
    The big big bamboo bamboo lalalala lalalala lalala
    Working for the yankee dollars

    Now ever since the world began, the world began
    Woman was always fooling man, fooling man
    And, but they found out women were always true, always true
    To the man then, who would jam them,when they really really would jam them
    With the big bamboo

    Well they’re ready for, bamboo, grows out from the ground, bamboo
    It’s so big and strong, bamboo, stands up straight and tall, bamboo
    Please it’s what I want bamboo, tadadada bamboo lalalala bamboo laladedada bamboo dubydubydubydoo
    The big big bamboo bamboo lalalala lalalala lalala
    Working for the yankee dollars
    The big big bamboo bamboo lalalala lalalala lalala
    Working for the yankee dollars

    A Japanese came to America, to America
    For a woman he brought out Rockefeller Plaza, Rockefeller Plaza
    She said Hai Hai Hai no more Ari Ka Toh, Ari Ka Toh
    You show up me with your bridges,
    When I only want a few inches at the big bamboo

    Well she’s ready for, bamboo, grows out from the ground, bamboo
    It’s so big and strong, bamboo, stands up straight and tall, bamboo
    Please it’s what I want bamboo, tadadada bamboo lalalala bamboo laladeda bamboo tadadada
    The big big bamboo bamboo lalalala lalalala lalala
    Working for the yankee dollars
    The big big bamboo bamboo lalalala lalalala lalala
    Working for the yankee dollars
     
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    You wanna become a single mom with an extra little halfRICAN?
     
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    White women....................

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    "There's no way I will ever have sex with him" -okay If u say so.
     
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    o_O you're married and fucking black dudes is on your mind?

    You're a deviant, and mentally unstable
     
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