WTF Anyone ever have sex with a priest, reverend, married pastor, etc?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    Here's one story I read about a fellow priest...

    My parish priest

    I was at the parish house for 6. 50pm, mass ended at 7. 30pm, I was freezing when he appeared. He invited me in. We sat down at this big table, he offered me a cup of tea, fire was lit, the place was really warm and cosy. He began to talk about life, about relationships, the rights and wrongs etc etc, it was getting abit boring to say the least, then he began to talk about ''masturbation''. I felt my face going red as now we were talking face to face, no screen to hide behind. He told me it was ok to play with myself as he also did it on a regular basis as he was not allowed to have a woman. Then he asked if I had ever did it with another boy. I just said ''yes'', to which he replied so had he when he was my age, even now he did it with another priest!!! I nearly shit myself.

    I would never have thought that of him but I believed him anyway. I asked if I could use the bathroom. When I got to the toilet I could feel myself getting hard, so I pissed as quick as I could so as not to piss over the toilet with a hardon. I fixed myself and prayed so so hard that my erection would go down before I went back into the room. By now he was sitting on a chair near the fire. As I went to sit at the table, he told me to come over to him. I was standing pretty close to him at this stage when he reached out and placed his hand over the front of my trousers. I nearly fainted both from the adrelinen and the excitement of what he just did. In an instant my cock was as hard as it had ever been before. He didn't say anything, nor did i, and he unzipped my trousers, put his had inside my pants and held my cock tightly in his hand. It felt so fucking good. He then started to undo my trousers, but I stopped him. He reassured me that there was no one else in the house, the doors were locked and that no one would disturb us. I then let him continue.

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    He undid my trousers, pulled them right down, then slid my pants down to my ankles. My cock nearly took his eye out ffs, and I was about to explode. He told me to step out of my clothes and told me to follow him to the bathroom. I was completely naked, being taken by the hand by my parish priest to God knows what and I was never so sexually or otherwise excited in my life. He walked me up to the bathroom sink where he ran some hot water. He took a cloth, soaped it up and began
    to wash my cock and ass with it. I will never forget it when he said''Cleanlyness is next to Godlyness''
    I just stood there waiting to see what he was going to do next. He got me to bend over, leaning on the sink I felt his hands with the cloth was my ass, between my legs and around my balls. He then got a towel and dried me off. As he turned me around to face him I could see this big bulge from the front of his long black robe. He took my hand and placed it on it. It took me a second or two to realise it was his hard cock. It felt fucking massive but then again I had only saw and played
    with my mates cock before now so a grown mans cock to me would be so much bigger. He then knelt down infront of me, began to play with my cock and balls then the took me in his mouth. FUCKING HELL!!!!!! It was fantastic, amazing, unbelievable to say the least, my first ever blowjob.

    He could feel I was about to blow, when he stopped and said not yet. I was told to get on my knees infront of him, he lifted his robe and made me get under it, his big cock hard as a rock. He told me to
    put it in my mouth. I wasn't sure what to do but I just sucked and licked it like a big icecream lol.

    I could feel him pushing it further into my mouth, he was holding my head and pushing back and forth. I could hear him moan and groan so I must have been doing something right. It tasted better than I thought a mans cock would and I was really into it when he stopped, pulled his robe up, made me stand up again and he got down infront of me. He told me to cum, he took me in his mouth again and was sucking my cock like a mad man. I could feel his finger trying to slip up my ass, I didn't try to stop him because I was about to blow my load and I really wanted him to stick his finger up my ass. I was nearly there, I put my hands on his head and began to face fuck him then the most intense feeling of pure pleasure overcame me and I shot a big load of cum right into his mouth. I could see it drip down onto his robe, his tongue, lips were all over my cock, sucking and licking my cum, it was ''heaven'' to say the least. I was so carried away I didn't realise he had slipped a finger up my ass lol. He got up pretty quick, went out of the room. I thought he had taken this moment of pure
    sexual maddness the wrong way and was gonna go crazy with guilt.

    I wasn't sure what to do when he quickly returned, cumstained robe still on but he had a tube of something, which I later found out to be KY jelly. He got me to lean on the sink again, but this time he was a little more forceful. He spread my legs and told me that what he was about to do would hurt a little but get easier and the pain would quickly go away. I was scared now and knew he had control. He spread my legs apart further, and began to rub KY into my hole, it hurt at first but he was right, it did get abit easier. I remember him saying relax, relax, and I could feel his finger in me, it felt so fucking good, then he put two in, playing with my hole, I could feel him spreading his fingers to open it a bit wider. After 5 min or so he applied aload more KY, then stood behind me, pulled his robe up put on a condom and it was then I knew I was about to be fucked up the ass.

    He began to rub his knob around the enterance of my virgin hole and then slowly push it into me. It hurt like fuck but he kept telling me to relax it was gonna be ok. Within a minute I could feel his cock right inside me, he was nice and slow at first but then got quicker, it was fucking awesome, sore but totally mindblowing for me. I felt him grip my hips real tight then he began to jerk like a fucking madman. He was pumping away for a long time then he slowly slipped out of me. Lol I thought my insides were gonna drop out as it was the first time i'd been fucked!!! He lifted up the towel, wiped my ass, then took off the condom. It had a big load in it for sure. He grabbed me by the head and forced me on my knees again and pushed his sticky wet cock into my mouth, saying ''clean it boy, suck it clean'', which I gladly did. By now I was hard again, being only a young lad it wasn't hard to do lol, and before I left he wanked me off over his face and robe. He told me to get cleaned up while he went and changed. Before I left he also had a little chat, saying it was ''our secret'' and God would forgive us, but it was natural for men to have ''fun'' together. We said our goodbyes and I went home. We met many times after that until he was sent to another parish. Never saw him again but found out that he left the priesthood and had met a woman and was gonna get married. IF he just happened to be on here and reads this, do you wanna meet up again for old times sake?lol
     
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    Im gonna see my priest tomorrow and I feel sorry for him that his wife died.
     
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    i'd rather not discuss it! :bigcry:
     
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    No. No one here has had sex
     
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    He is quite the story teller. :confused:
     
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    Went to Catholic schools for 11 years. There were a few obviously gay priests but never a hint of any impropriety, that I knew of anyway.
     
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    me too..they beat the shit out of us :jj:
     
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    Had a Lithuanian order of nuns. The worst ya got was maybe a little love tap on the head.
    A catholic school a few blocks away had an Irish order of nuns and we couldnt believe some of the horror stories they told us......like locking a kid who misbehaved up in a locker and leaving him there.
    Or hold you hand out and take 10 wacks with a ruler.
     
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    My sister fucked her priest. He got In trouble for it
     
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    I fucked a priest in Reno just to watch him splooge.
     
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    Nun




    I mean None.
     
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    Does a Eucharistic Minister count?
    On a warm, summer Saturday night in 1985, about 4:30AM, on a back country dirt road, in the passenger seat of my '77 Trans Am, while tripping on LSD; I fucked the girl to whom I lost my virginity a couple years before... this occurred a couple hours before she was to be at church to help deliver the Holy Eucharist at 6 AM Sunday mass.
     
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    bwahahahahahahahah probably pretty close to being accurate lol
     
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