Anyone ever jack off during a haircut?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    you know- hot stylist, tits in your face, leaning against you, you're under the cape?
    Ever pulled the pony? 8====D~ ~~ ~
     
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    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Who hasn't?
     
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    I think i might've seen this on an episode of Impractical Jokers.
     
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    Come to think of it, I just finished a 12-hour marathon of watching haircut porn.
     
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    lets just say this is a hairdresser I know.

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    Where did you think that the hair gel comes from ?
     
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    This place is full of freaks!:confused::puke:











    Maybe that's why I feel so at home here.:c
     
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    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    I want you to go to jail for this
     
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    Only once, but in my defense, that Floyd is one sexy beast.

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    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I'd be in jail in "Minority Report" for how many times I wanted to.
     
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    No but I when I had 80's hairband hair an older woman where I lived cut my hair.(The local barber didn't deal with hippies) She brushed my knuckles more than once with menopausal vaginer!I ignored it but whacked off to the possibilities later!When I was 15 it didn't take much to bust a nut.
     
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    I :giggle: at this, but I SO didn't want to... :oops:
     
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    Sounds like something the Japanese would do on one of their game shows.
     
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    yeah, like EVERY time I'm in for a haircut...

    I'm just like...what up girl...thanks for cutting my hair. I'm just gonna rub my dick while you're pushing your titties up against my arm during this haircut.
     
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    I cut my own hair so "yes". :facepalm:
     
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