Anyone ever take a dump in a parking lot?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    I have maybe
     
  2. ChuckZ

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    Uber emergency?
     
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    No, he lives on a parking lot.
     
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  4. Chief2Kick

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    This thread is so pointless even by Baltimore Mike's standards that I debating whether so leave it or send it to the Hoochie Bin.
     
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    Eat shit
     
  6. ChuckZ

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    I think you're an important member around here.
     
  7. Chief2Kick

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    I guess that's a no vote.
     
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    Die Baltimore Neckfat. :up:
     
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    I can't imagine a situation where I'd take a dump in a parking lot. Hell, I can't imagine a situation where I'd do it in a porta potty.
     
  11. baltimore mike

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    God damn it in bored!
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I saw a woman peeing by her car once. She thought she was really smart. She was hiding behind the open car door so that no one could see her peeing if they were driving toward her on the road and then we drove by going the opposite way.
     
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    I'm going out on a limb and say you've never worked construction.
     
  14. gilaet

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    No but I installed and serviced Cable TV for many years. I held it. One of my friends carried a shoe box in his work van and shit in it.
     
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    Wow :snicker:

    Was there no fast food joints he could take dump in?
     
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    He probably could have driven home. It wasn't a huge town. I just think the shoebox was good enough for him.
     
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    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    He reused the box?
    Or fill it?
     
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    Yeah, what's the shitiquette here?

    :c
     
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