Anyone ever take a dump in a parking lot?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I have maybe
     
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    Uber emergency?
     
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    No, he lives on a parking lot.
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    This thread is so pointless even by Baltimore Mike's standards that I debating whether so leave it or send it to the Hoochie Bin.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Eat shit
     
  6. scrambler

    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    I think you're an important member around here.
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I guess that's a no vote.
     
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    Die Baltimore Neckfat. :up:
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I can't imagine a situation where I'd take a dump in a parking lot. Hell, I can't imagine a situation where I'd do it in a porta potty.
     
  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    God damn it in bored!
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I saw a woman peeing by her car once. She thought she was really smart. She was hiding behind the open car door so that no one could see her peeing if they were driving toward her on the road and then we drove by going the opposite way.
     
  13. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP Gold

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    I'm going out on a limb and say you've never worked construction.
     
  14. gilaet

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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    No but I installed and serviced Cable TV for many years. I held it. One of my friends carried a shoe box in his work van and shit in it.
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP Gold

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    Wow :snicker:

    Was there no fast food joints he could take dump in?
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    He probably could have driven home. It wasn't a huge town. I just think the shoebox was good enough for him.
     
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    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    He reused the box?
    Or fill it?
     
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  19. DiamondGoddess

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    Yeah, what's the shitiquette here?

    :c
     
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