Anyone ever take a dump in a parking lot?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    I have maybe
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    Uber emergency?
     
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    BobWeired Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    No, he lives on a parking lot.
     
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  4. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    This thread is so pointless even by Baltimore Mike's standards that I debating whether so leave it or send it to the Hoochie Bin.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    Eat shit
     
  6. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    I think you're an important member around here.
     
  7. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I guess that's a no vote.
     
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    Die Baltimore Neckfat. :up:
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I can't imagine a situation where I'd take a dump in a parking lot. Hell, I can't imagine a situation where I'd do it in a porta potty.
     
  11. baltimore mike

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    God damn it in bored!
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I saw a woman peeing by her car once. She thought she was really smart. She was hiding behind the open car door so that no one could see her peeing if they were driving toward her on the road and then we drove by going the opposite way.
     
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    I'm going out on a limb and say you've never worked construction.
     
  14. gilaet

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  15. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    No but I installed and serviced Cable TV for many years. I held it. One of my friends carried a shoe box in his work van and shit in it.
     
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    Wow :snicker:

    Was there no fast food joints he could take dump in?
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    He probably could have driven home. It wasn't a huge town. I just think the shoebox was good enough for him.
     
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    He reused the box?
    Or fill it?
     
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  19. DiamondGoddess

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    Yeah, what's the shitiquette here?

    :c
     
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    @Ryan Lever