Anyone familiar with these rumors about Louis C.K?

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  1. Humongous

    Humongous Well-Known Member

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    There have been rumors circulating about Louis C.K for a number of years that have started to pick up steam again. Apparently he likes to just pull his dick out and start masturbating in front of female comedians and in one instance, blocked two female comics from leaving his hotel room at a comedy festival while he stroked his pud. He has become so powerful in the comedy community that the women do not speak out for fear of being blackballed. I love Louis and don't want it to be true.
     
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    that sounds funnier than his show
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Did that rumor come from Sue Costello????
     
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    :dj:Sounds like a ball!!
     
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    It started with an anonymous tipster. Gawker posted this piece in 2012 and then comedienne Jen Kirkman told a story about someone who sounds like Louis on her podcast but did not name names.

    From Gawker:
    Male comedians are weird. They jerk off all the time, and then go on stage and talk about jerking off all the time, for money and laughs. But our nation's most hilarious stand-up comic and critically cherished sitcom auteur adds a thrilling twist to his onanistic escapades: He traps unsuspecting women in his hotel room and makes them stick around until he's done.

    We've heard from several sources that this shameless funnyman whips it out at the most inopportune moments, often at times when his female companions have expressed no interest in watching him go at it. A representative example: At the Aspen Comedy Festival a few years ago, he invited a female comedy duo back to his hotel room. The two ladies gladly joined him, and offered him some weed. He turned it down, but asked if it would be OK if he took his dick out.

    Thinking he was joking (that's exactly the kind of thing this guy would say), the women gave a facetious thumbs up. He wasn't joking. When he actually started jerking off in front of them, the ladies decided that wasn't their bag and made for the exit. But the comedian stood in front of the door, blocking their way with his body, until he was done.

    One of the ladies was so shaken by the episode that she complained to the festival's organizers about the comedian's behavior. She promptly received a call from his extremely powerful manager explaining that, if she valued her career, she would drop it. She valued her career.

    When we contacted the victim to check out the story, she wrote back: "first of all, your facts are wrong. and secondly, i don't want to be a part of this story. i'm sure you understand." When we asked her which facts were wrong and if the incident ever happened at all, she wrote: "please don't contact me about this matter anymore. Breast of luck to you."

    When we reached out to the extremely powerful manager, he put the comedian's publicist in touch with us. After a lengthy and detailed phone conversation, the publicist agreed to ask the comedian about the incident. Weeks went by and we heard nothing. When we followed up with the publicist, he replied: "Sorry for delay but I never heard back from [him]."

    If you've ever come across this jerk-off (or if he's ever come across you!), please let us know. He's lucky no one's called the cops yet.


    From Kirkman's Podcast a month ago: "And then I had another guy who is a very famous comic. He is probably at Cosby level at this point. He is lauded as a genius. He is basically a French filmmaker at this point. You know, new material every year. He’s a known perv. And there’s a lockdown on talking about him. His guy friends are standing by him, and you cannot say a bad thing about him. And I’ve been told by people “Well then say it then. Say it if it’s true.” If I say it, my career is over. My manager and my agent have told me that. They didn’t threaten it. They just said to me “You know what Jen, it’s not worth it because you’ll be torn apart. Look at the Cosby women.” And this guy didn’t rape me, but he made a certain difficult decision to go on tour with him really hard. Because I knew if I did, I’d be getting more of the same weird treatment I’d been getting from him. And it was really fucked up, and this person was married. So it was not good, and so I hold a lot of resentment."
     
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    Marflaw?

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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    "You know Robin, when I had Louis CK on, he wanted to pull his dick out and masturbate. So as a good host, I let him."
    "But Howard, you weren't supposed to blow him"
     
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    It's really weird how when people entertain you or make you laugh you need them to be these saintly "good, cool, nice guys." Something about the human brain that can't handle dynamism in people, when we all know twisted weirdo isn't necessarily that 24/7, just like nice guy isn't 24/7. Everyone's pretty friggin' grey.

    And I mean uhhh isn't his humor pretty dark? Fill in the blanks.
     
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    The fake part of the story is the part where there is a female comedian worth pulling one out to.
     
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    Yeah, forcing women to watch you jerk off must be a real hoot.
     
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    About 8 or so years ago, a female friend of mine tells me she was a waitress at a San Francisco comedy club and she remembers Louis CK because he asked her if she wanted to go back to his hotel room and watch him jerk off. I thought that sounded weird. I was like, really? Louis CK? You sure it was him? And she was like, yeah Louis CK and he was married too.

    hahaha

    :mexican:
     
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    No kidding? Haha!
     
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    he certainly looks the part
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    What?!?!?! No female comedians to jerk off to???? I give you exhibit A:

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    Oh wait........you're right. :eek:
     
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    Doesn't he have enough money at this point to pay an escort to do that? I don't think it's illegal since there's no touching. He certainly seems like a perv, takes one to know one of course, but he seems smart enough not to get his jollies off like this.
     
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    who is the blonde dressed in pink on the far right?
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    The Unfortunate and extremely unfunny Sue Costello. Current sometime "co-host" and general conversation killer on Artie's podcast.