Anyone get laid last night?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jan 1, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I know i didnt.
     
  2. Mike in Houston

    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery.

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    Unfortunately not. My wife is still healing from a third degree episiotomy from having our first child.

    Didn't mean her mouth was broken though. OHHHHHH!
     
  3. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    fuck no...I'm married with children (well, child)
     
  4. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I was so shitfaced..Maybe. I've got the hangover from hell and am parachuting with vicodin....anything could still happen:rolleye:



    f-mutt
     
  5. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    turtle hit it...oh yeay boyyy
     
  6. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    tomorrow...:dancin:
     
  7. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    Jesus christ. Now my vagina will hurt all day thinking about that. :facepalm:
    But seriously, wishing her a speedy recovery.

    And no I didn't get laid. My husband was snoring by 6pm and i didn't feel like whacking it.
     
  8. Murphy

    Murphy mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah VIP

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    I was at work and my GF is battling a nasty flu. So no....no I didn't. :nocheer:
     
  9. EddyG

    EddyG Well-Known Member

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    No, same girl for 10 years, so well, I don`t crave her like the 1st few years.
     
  10. joyceface

    joyceface Queen of Everything VIP

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    you losers :)
     
  11. FSFN

    FSFN Well-Known Member

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    Dawg, can we somehow get GaryPuppet laid.

    To answer your question...yes.
     
  12. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    All I got was a fucking hangover.
     
  13. ItsAWholeThing

    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member VIP

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    Yup,but im not married so i get it all the time
     
  14. skylarbrie

    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

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    post her phone number, and i'll find the last 4 "of her love canal, shorty
     
  15. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    I laid myself. :eek:
     
  16. srricks

    srricks Active Member

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    Oh really?! What was the lucky fella's name?
     
  17. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn HateClub

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    the wife has me penciled in for the 4th :rolleyes:
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    :rolleyes:
     
  19. Anyonenow

    Anyonenow Well-Known Member

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    what month and Year(if applicable) ?
    women are haaarible at keeping a calendar. :eek:
     
  20. Shithead

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    Blown while laying on the couch watching tv....She's a great girl!