Anyone going to Catholic church tonight?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bro, Dec 24, 2014.

  1. Bro

    Bro God Bless Donald Trump VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    29,371
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    98,745
    Likes Received:
    24,914
    My family goes every year. My kid is an alter boy and at this point, at 18, he might be the oldest alter boy. He teaches ccd on Sundays.

    So anyway, I'm not Catholic. I don't know the prayers and I don't cross myself in church.

    One Christmas Midnight Mass, back when I would go, My family and was asked to bring up the gifts. My wife says, yes. I was like what the fuck are the gifts?

    Meanwhile it's a procession down the aisle with the oils and shit. FML

    I don't go anymore.
     
  2. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    313,213
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    206,849
    Likes Received:
    143,689
    :spit:
     
    walterHwhite likes this.
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

    Reputations:
    5
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    43,534
    Likes Received:
    1,303
    I'm slowly turning my daughter against her mother's church. :evilgrin:
     
    DarkFriday and Bro like this.
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

    Reputations:
    5,597
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    128,305
    Likes Received:
    26,883
    18 year old altar boy :facepalm:
     
    walterHwhite and Bro like this.
  5. Bro

    Bro God Bless Donald Trump VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    29,371
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    98,745
    Likes Received:
    24,914
    My alter boy son would get mad if I took the lords name in vain.
     
  6. Bro

    Bro God Bless Donald Trump VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    29,371
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    98,745
    Likes Received:
    24,914
    IKR?
     
  7. Bro

    Bro God Bless Donald Trump VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    29,371
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    98,745
    Likes Received:
    24,914
    He has his own classroom where he teaches kids about the catholic god so that they can make communion.
     
  8. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

    Reputations:
    5
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    43,534
    Likes Received:
    1,303
    Goddamn it, Bro. So the wife really does call the shots, huh? :no:
     
    walterHwhite likes this.
  9. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

    Reputations:
    5,597
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    128,305
    Likes Received:
    26,883
    kids need to take courses now in preparation for First Communion? :facepalm::facepalm:
     
  10. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

    Reputations:
    5
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    43,534
    Likes Received:
    1,303
    :facepalm: 18? In Brooklyn? He should be neck deep in hewers.
     
    smellmyfinger likes this.
  11. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

    Reputations:
    5,597
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    128,305
    Likes Received:
    26,883
    I guarantee the script hasn't changed for midnight mass (or any mass) since I last went over 10 years ago
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    220,219
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    152,954
    Likes Received:
    84,877
    Went to the 3:00 Mass.
     
    DarkFriday and Bro like this.
  13. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

    Reputations:
    5,597
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    128,305
    Likes Received:
    26,883
    so much facepalm ITT
     
  14. Bro

    Bro God Bless Donald Trump VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    29,371
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    98,745
    Likes Received:
    24,914
    It was a peer pressure thing. Her family are irish/italian mix. Heavy on the catholic thing. I could give a fuck.
     
  15. Bro

    Bro God Bless Donald Trump VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    29,371
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    98,745
    Likes Received:
    24,914
    Of course.
     
  16. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

    Reputations:
    5
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    43,534
    Likes Received:
    1,303
    Peace be with you.
     
  17. Bro

    Bro God Bless Donald Trump VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    29,371
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    98,745
    Likes Received:
    24,914
    what?
     
  18. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    220,219
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    152,954
    Likes Received:
    84,877
    Got there at 2:00 to make sure we got to all sit together. Here's a pic

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Bro

    Bro God Bless Donald Trump VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    29,371
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    98,745
    Likes Received:
    24,914
    I was raised fucked up born again hippy church.
     
  20. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

    Reputations:
    5
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    43,534
    Likes Received:
    1,303
    Shouldn't he be getting laid?