Anyone going to Catholic church tonight?

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  1. Bro

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    My family goes every year. My kid is an alter boy and at this point, at 18, he might be the oldest alter boy. He teaches ccd on Sundays.

    So anyway, I'm not Catholic. I don't know the prayers and I don't cross myself in church.

    One Christmas Midnight Mass, back when I would go, My family and was asked to bring up the gifts. My wife says, yes. I was like what the fuck are the gifts?

    Meanwhile it's a procession down the aisle with the oils and shit. FML

    I don't go anymore.
     
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    I'm slowly turning my daughter against her mother's church. :evilgrin:
     
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    18 year old altar boy :facepalm:
     
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    My alter boy son would get mad if I took the lords name in vain.
     
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    IKR?
     
  7. Bro

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    He has his own classroom where he teaches kids about the catholic god so that they can make communion.
     
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    Goddamn it, Bro. So the wife really does call the shots, huh? :no:
     
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    kids need to take courses now in preparation for First Communion? :facepalm::facepalm:
     
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    :facepalm: 18? In Brooklyn? He should be neck deep in hewers.
     
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    I guarantee the script hasn't changed for midnight mass (or any mass) since I last went over 10 years ago
     
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    Went to the 3:00 Mass.
     
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    so much facepalm ITT
     
  14. Bro

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    It was a peer pressure thing. Her family are irish/italian mix. Heavy on the catholic thing. I could give a fuck.
     
  15. Bro

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    Of course.
     
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    Peace be with you.
     
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    what?
     
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    Got there at 2:00 to make sure we got to all sit together. Here's a pic

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  19. Bro

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    I was raised fucked up born again hippy church.
     
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    Shouldn't he be getting laid?