Anyone going to hand out 300/350 dollarsworth of candy out the door this Friday?

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  1. Snotty

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    Me.....Hell no!!! I'm going to spend that on a good meal and go and see "Gone Girl" With the GF......Halloween in my neighborhood is a fucking nightmare....Upper middle class.....And we get hordes of people invading.....No exaggeration....I took me 40 F'n minutes to cover a block when I got home from work last year....And here we can tell where your from by the county sticker on your plates...I saw stickers from counties up to fifty miles away!!! I've had enough.....You?

    Oh yeah Stern related because these fucks are looking for something for nothing..............
     
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    I spent around 50. Love Halloween though
     
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    I will go through about $60 worth.
     
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    We live in a small gated community(less than 100 homes)
    only about 20-25 kids in the neighborhood.

    Being that this year it falls on a Friday....might pick up that extra bag (for a total of 3) so about $12-$15

    :saloon:
     
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    I live in an area with a lot of hills, that cuts down on the kid traffic some, about a mile away the flat area is bedlam. We used to live an area called North Park, middle class, flat standard city blocks, it used to look like Times Square on New Years Eve at Halloween, we always had a party and asked the guests to bring bags of candy.
     
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    Are razor blades on sale yet?
     
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    I'm handing out portions of almonds
     
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    Don't forget to play the Chilling sounds from the Disney Album! :scream:


    I'll never forget going out in the 70's and hearing this blasting from at least one house on EVERY street.

     
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    Its not the candy that's expensive, have you checked out the price of liquid LSD?
     
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    I have a bunch of neighbors who just turn off the lights and say 'fuck it'. I'm in a neighborhood where the houses are pretty close together, lots of kids, and we do get the outsiders who bring their kids in for an easy candy haul. Although I am as anti-welfare as one should be, I tend to give it a rest this one night a year. Trick or treating is something every kid should get to enjoy and I'm not going to hold it against a bunch of little six year olds on account of their parents being dregs. If anything, maybe I'm hoping that those same kids remember those snickers bars I handed out and decide not to break into my house 10 years from now.
     
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    Or they remember they guy that has enough money to hand out the good stuff!
     
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    I'll be handing out the little beaners fake green cards and candy cigarettes.
     
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    I thought these days, the kids don't go trick or treating. They go to their Halloween school parade or some shit.
    Robin, I didn't know it was still a thing.
    I'm not into the expensive, elaborate costumes either. Any parent can buy their kid a stupid superhero costume at walmart. I want to see some creativity on the dime.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    :snicker:

    Maybe put two or three at most in a little bag. Lets not get crazy.
     
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    $80 in assorted candies, I get about 60-70 kids each year and I throw a handle full in each bag.
    At 8 pm-ish I'll dump whatever's left in the bowl into some lucky kids bag then shut off the lights.
    Last year that kid got at least 3 pounds of candy and the expression on her face was priceless.:eek:
     
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    we only get a trickle where I live, but I shut the walkway lights off and lock the screen door so the little fuckers cant even ring the bell. stupid ass non-holiday that should have died a long time ago.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I've already ate half the shit my wife bought to hand out so I'm going to need more. We live in a small rural town but outsiders stop on the way through. If a local kid comes I give them huge handfuls but fuck the out of towners.

    We've also had kids selling chocolate bars for either fake causes or ridiculously far away towns.
     
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    I hand out those shitty licorice tasting mike and Ike looking things. Once word gets out on the street, kids stop coming. I'm good for 1 bag and it never gets all handed out
     
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