Anyone Have a Problem Like This?

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  1. Pig

    Pig The original Dorb Gold

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    Happened last September.
    Went to check my mail and found half of a mufffin top in my mailbox.
    Next day a chewed up ear of corn.
    Next day half of a carrot.
    Next day a bitten up green apple.
    Kids prank? Nope, no kids living nearby.
    The next day i heard some noise at my mailbox so I peeked out the window and a squirrel was stretching out on the railing and reaching into the mailbox to return the bitten up apple.
    The question is why? Was this squirrel pranking me?


    Stern related because wiggy squirrels away all his money.
     
  2. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Shit thread alert x 100 trillion
     
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  3. I invented that

    I invented that Moderator Staff Member

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    You sure it's a mail box, sounds more like a feeding trough:dontknow:
     
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    Howard pranks! No one else!
     
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    balloon knot Well-Known Member

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    he must be nuts [​IMG]
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    carrot?

     
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    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]

    This little rifle is my faaavorite.
     
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    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    Wait until he's watching then eat it all.
     
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  9. Pig

    Pig The original Dorb Gold

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    Hey! Lick my teeney weenie.
     
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    Pig The original Dorb Gold

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    I'd probly shoot up my mailbox and miss the squirrel.:(
     
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    Pig The original Dorb Gold

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    Hmmmm.......never thought of that.
     
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    My bird regularly wanders around the apt looking for new areas to claim as "hers". If i let her, she then stocks her places with her stuff: shredded magazines, pieces of wood, and shinny things.

    I think animals just do that kind of thing.
     
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    Lola little-known member

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    Must be prime squirrel real estate...maybe he was planning on moving in. We had a wasp try that over the summer. Got rid of him before his family got any ideas.
     
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    Shoot all you want. 22 rounds are dirt cheap. I think 500 rounds for $5. Squirrels will destroy everything if you let them get out of control around here.

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    You've got mail.
     
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    Pig The original Dorb Gold

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    Nesting. I had a bird did that.
     
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    larryluncg Birthdays were the worst days VIP Gold

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    You should adopt a cat from NSAL.
    You could teach him to get the squirrels, cure him with love and write a beautiful children's book about him.
     
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    yeah she's always doing that. I think i gave her too much food last month and pushed her body into mommy-mode: she laid two eggs last week. she only weighs 300 grams. 2 eggs has to be half her body weight.
     
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    Pig The original Dorb Gold

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    Hey larry, lick my teeney weeney
     
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    Just put up a no squirrels allowed sign. He will read it and move on.
     
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