Anyone have any crazy divorce stories?

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  1. ralphberries

    ralphberries Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I see myself heading down that road very soon! And I'm actually alright with it. I've been married almost 11 years and I've had about 9 happy ones. I just can't believe how fucking expensive it is! I've always kind of been preparing for it just in case but now I think its on. I'm going to battle! Would you go for half of everything and then some?
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    yeah .. my then-wife was fuckin another guy
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    Death by a 1000 cuts.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    A guy I used to work with got divorced when he found out his wife was fucking her brother.


    I swear there are no typos in that sentence.
     
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    ralphberries Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Wow! That is crazy! I don't what we will do with all the shit we accumulated over the years.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    He got the house, both cars, and custody of the kids.
     
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    Prepare to lose half of all your shit and then some... got any kids?
     
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    ralphberries Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I think I would sell everything and split it 50-50 plus then some.
     
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    ralphberries Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No kids,2 dogs and she makes 500k and I make 50K. We have 2 houses at about 750k combined. 2 nice boats and many other assets. And she has a ton of 401k but I don't know if should go for that?
     
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    you're gonna make out on the deal! :yes:
     
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    ralphberries Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I just wonder how far I should push it? I told her the day we got married that if she left me for someone else that the movie "the war of the roses" would look like Disney shit! But I don't know if shes fucking someone else but I may hire a PI to see.
     
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    You are entitled to 1/2 of her 401k. With her income it should be substantial. If she was fucking around on you I would go after every cent. I put my wife through med school and up until last year made more than her. I always knew her earning potential could be higher, but it's weird not being the bread winner. Wish you all the best!
     
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    ralphberries Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That is what I am thinking. My attorney says she led me to live an affluent life style and I should get many other things. His fee's and health insurance. I just don't know how nasty it should get.
     
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    Do you think she is cheating?
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    One or two.....

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    At last, a thwead that Schmoopy can't comment in :juggalo:

    ROR
     
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    Most women would go for the 401k and a lifetime of alimony. I don't know if I could do that myself, but I'd say you should a least go for a share of the 401k.
     
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