Anyone here a realtor?

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  1. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i've got /had a lot of realtor clients over the years. they all seem to have drifted to that profession from boredom or they weren't good at anything else.

    what i don't get is those 3 stooges on million $ listing LA. they seem like total little faggots who i have a hard time accepting that anyone with the sense to own a high dollar mansion in LA would hire these fucking clowns for anything except scrubbing their toilets...

    anyone have the scoop or is it all fake?
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    It's fake.
     
  3. Chiva

    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    I am. What do you need to know?
     
  4. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    i'm a phonytor
     
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    it's real. they're selling in west hollywood and west LA
     
  6. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    this guy has the squeekiest little voice & always looks like he's about to cry & is shacked up with a little twink & tiny dog.

    & he needs to shave his fuckin neck.
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  7. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    when you have an open house do you offer bottled water?
     
  8. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    -10 for reading comprehension
     
  9. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    this malibu gay must be a total pothead because no personality & dumb as a rock.

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  10. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    yeah I don't think realtor is the first career choice of anyone, that and substitute teacher. Also crossing guard and insurance agent, also sonogram technician,
     
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  11. jokeland

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    90% of the profession is failed actresses or aging call girls
     
  12. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    also mortician, manicurist, WalMart greeter,
     
  13. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    the worst profession with the biggest education commitment has to be dentist..who the fuck wants to spend 8hrs a day in peoples mouths? wtf?
     
  14. MatthewT

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    Bye You would drink to that :beer:
     
  15. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    they make serious coin though.
     
  16. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    there is no insurance to bill so most are hurting pretty bad, people are putting off dental work. i know a few dentists that said fuck it & went to plastic surgery.
     
  17. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    the whole medical profession would assume true market affordable rates if our dumb employers were not subsizing that shit.

    i just saw a large dental practice ad in the paper this week...one year all dental work covered for $1000. including braces
     
  18. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    christ that is cheap. My mom had to fork out 1200 out of own pocket just for a root canal
     
  19. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    yup the reason we have the most expensive inflated health care in the world (by far) is because our employers insurance picks up the bill.
    even our prescripts are outrageous compared to the rest of the world. the drug co charge us more because they bill our insurance companies, where they don't have that luxury anywhere else. we are subsidizing the rest of the worlds drugs costs.

    our gov is bought & paid for con artists. total shitheads both parties.
     
  20. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    this!!