anyone here drive for uber?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I may try it
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    As a driver or customer?
     
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    I was actually considering it. I do lease a Caddy.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    You'll never pass the background check.
     
  5. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    You have to be nice to people, and clean. It is not the job for you.
     
  6. newcastlefan

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    you just want to see how much you can tweak Rubber Balls before his head explodes.
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Driver
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I an both
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I am
     
  10. newcastlefan

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    you cannot greet them by showing them your dick.
     
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    Mike would you ever fart and blame the customers squeaky shoes?
     
  12. Schmoopy

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    What's their openly gay policy?
     
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    no bjs in the front seats: you have to pre-arrange them and pay by credit.
     
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    You might as well get paid for passing the time while your wife gets fucked by the blacks.
     
  15. Schmoopy

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    UGH
     
  16. Lucky Pierre

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    "Hold on, I'll ask", says BM as he puts his phone on his shoulder, "my manager wants to know if you're going to be making a buying decision today".
     
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    Schmoopy would you be your socially awkward self and start a conversation about your Hungarian Anaconda no one gives a fuck about?
     
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    :jew:
     
  20. newcastlefan

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    that costs extra.