WTF Anyone here ever had an anal fissure?

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  1. fieldingmellish

    fieldingmellish Well-Known Member

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    It fucking sucks.
     
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  2. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Buy better toilet paper.
     
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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Pierce and drain it with a Bobby pin.
     
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  6. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    No. And no to your next question.
     
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    I can't be bothered to google. Explain it
     
  8. I invented that

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    boil on the rim.
     
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    JesusTwinsBiggestFan Well-Known Member

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    it's a tear in your anus and if it gets bad enough you will need surgery
     
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  10. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    You don't live in San Diego and know a guy named Dave, do you?
     
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    Been living with one for 30 years. Fairly trivial in terms of my life's problems.
     
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    :dontknow: Still do t get it. Gonna google now
     
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    How do you have less that 300 posts and have that kind of neg reps? Did you have a run in with @Biff DiBiase ?
     
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    :haha:
     
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    Yes. Had surgery to repair.

    Now I use wet wipes, only wipe back to front, and use a hand-held shower to clean thoroughly every day...

    I'm sure everyone enjoyed the details of my malady.
     
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    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions Gold

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    Anything more than 3 times and you are playing with it.
     
  17. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Never heard of him. He earned that on his own. If I would have done it, there would have been a news story and a thread 30 pages long.
     
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    jcounce1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    That's true...also impressive.
     
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  19. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    He seems nice, though. Maybe I can do a "System Reset" for him.
     
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    do a google image search.:jj:
     
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