Anyone here ever try to take it up the pipe?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Nov 19, 2012.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    You know who you are :c
     
  2. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Not yet, but I bought one of these I'm itching to try out....
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  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    You're gonna need some lube.
     
  4. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    no, but I heard Charter cables gives it to you hard with no lube :madsex:
     
  5. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I took a strap-on dildo in the ass...
     
  6. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    youre talking about the shit pipe riiiight?
    ive often pondered smuggling drugs into a prison that way....
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    They don't even have a filthy mattress for you to lay on.
     
  8. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I smuggled a 70" LCD TV out of Korea that way. (Where's CMG when we need him?)
     
  10. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    riiight....i miss that skuzzy cuntwhore
     
  11. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    Like yoda said there is no try only do or do not.
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I had a doctor stick his finger up there and don't know how anyone male or female can like that. I felt like I was going to shit my pants the rest of the day.
     
  13. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Mmmmmmmmmmm
     
  14. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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