Anyone here ever UBER drive?

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  1. JameGumb

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    Besides the fat guy from Baltimore.
     
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    I drove a yellow cab. Uber is a dumb scam.
     
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    I used it this weekend. You're a massive faggot if you use taxis anymore
     
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    You just can't use it late at night or you'll get ass raped
     
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    Their drivers are cannon fodder. Sub minimum wage in most places burning through their car equity for peanuts. Over to the next sucker when they do the math at tax time.
     
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    BM did until that woman sued because he refused to rape her.
     
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    Probably not if you use the app to book your trip. Street hails are different.
     
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    I wonder how sticky Mikes seats are.
     
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    The fact that you need a new car to be a driver is lol. You have to be willing to have your new ride puked on by some drunk 20 year old bimbo you cant even finger. Lol
     
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    That's hot
     
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    Yep.
     
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    The guy last night told me he picked up some bag of douche after midnight on new years eve because his dumb wife wanted a cheeseburger. There was special 8X pricing they drive around found a jack in the box. By the time he got a jumbo jack the price for the rise was over $200
     
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    But we walked out of our hotel last night. I requested a car and it was there before my date took one puff of her smoke. Can't beat that
     
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    That's due to massive over saturation. The business model is a conflict of interest, Uber wants as many cars on the road as possible to keep supply high, but it's unrelated to demand.

    Big part of why their drivers work for peanuts.
     
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    Fucking asshole! This is a stupid spin off thread! I hate you and hope you get cancer and die!
     
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    Your date?
     
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    Fuck cab companies. I hope they die a slow death
     
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    In NYC you have to have that every 5 years: either you get a new yellow cab, or a new black car at least every 5 years.
     
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    The problem is how many new drivers are suckered into multi year car leases. Uber prays on the stupid. That in turn fucks with yellow cab earning potential since Uber pays zilch for a Medallion and are allowed to directly compete.

    Those cocksuckers need to go back to San Fran and jump off the bridge.
     
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    I flew a woman in to go to my company Christmas party this weekend
     
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