Entertainment Anyone here fucks with Tinder?

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  1. garypagetwo

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    I think I have like 4 potential super hot dates lined up next week, and the matches keep coming :cool: As long as you really go for it, the girls seem to respond. Last year I was getting ZERO action on it, but I fixed my pictures and started chatting with more confidence, and now its like a godsend :) What's your experience been like?

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    wrong forum Gary
     
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    So what exactly is Tinder? I hear people talk about it a lot but I'm not familiar. I still like the old school picking up chicks from the bar but I do have buddies that do the match.com thing and it seems to work for them.
     
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    It's just a dopey dating app for your cellphone. Gary probably meant to say he uses Grindr, which is for the gays.
     
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    My friend got on there about 6 months ago and swiped right on about 50 girls and he didn't get one match.
     
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    ...hes gonna wake up in a bathtub full of ice minus one kidney.
     
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    Hi Memet
     
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    Yeah, I just see it not ending well for him.
     
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    Hey Gary that's great. Just a question..Dawg said yer 49, is that true? Maybe just a suggestion find a chick closer to your age? Might have more luck? But what do I know? Look at Ronnie the Limo Driver. His broad looks 17.
     
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    I thought @garypagetwo 's gold expired. Please tell me he did not find another sucker to pay for it.
     
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    Dawg gifted a month to him as a Welcome Back Kotter.
     
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