Anyone here get laid this weekend?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    If so, how was it?
     
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  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I love you, Puppet. :)
     
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  3. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    OMG Jayla, you are so hot.
     
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  5. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
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    I get laid every weekend
    What's the big deal :dontknow:
     
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  7. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Yep, great.
     
  8. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Yes, and it was awesome.
    PM me your phone # and I'll hook you up.
    Do you have a bicycle pump?

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  9. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    where did she let you finish?
     
  10. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    I waved my UV light on my left hand and it shows quite a glow, so yes.
     
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  11. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    nope,going on 2 weeks.
     
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    Not yet, but I'm always checking "Casual Encounters" on Craigslist
     
  13. Ganggreen87

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    Gonna start beging here in about an hour
    Odds not good
     
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    sorry.. Married guy here.... don't get laid this weekend .. or any weekend..
     
  15. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    If she gives in, can you turn on your web cam?
     
  16. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    That's an incredibly sad 1st post here at the shed. :(
     
  17. Ganggreen87

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    I can barley turn my phone on man, let alone a web cam
     
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    Who the fuck is this JD's nuts guy?
     
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  19. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    i inserted my penis into a vagina, but never came and suffered a horrible sex headache. Does that count?
     
  20. Margos

    Margos Sprinkles are for winners.

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    Outstanding.