Anyone here have any experience with chronic constipation or possibly IBS?

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    And I'm not talking about my rep.

    I really don't want to go to my doc about it AGAIN, so I'm going to try here first.
     
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    thats the worse.

    good rep my man
     
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    you taking opiates for pain? codeine ?
     
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    drink lotssa coffe
     
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    ohh yea thats like cheese innit?
     
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    Its gross and people don't like to talk about it, but you need to man up and just dig that shit out of there. Reach up in your sphincter with your index and middle finger and just start scooping. Once you get the initial blockage removed everything should get back to normal.

    Doctors won't tell you this because they want to prescribe medication and bill fees for office visits.

    Good luck Gary!
     
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    I've googled this for you and have an answer. You may be pregnant.

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    No :(
     
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    worse. makes you backed up like concrete in there.even one day's worth of ACP can do it. nothing you can do to reverse it except stop taking the meds. then about a day later the damn breaks and you stuff the toilet.
     
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    Which is it? IBS or constipation? Two polar opposites Gary.
     
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    thats basically how they do it in the hospital if you can't move it out yourself. i hear its really unpleasant for you and the staff.
    the stuff ferments up in there.
     
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    He's just trolling. He's an Animalgod disciple.
     
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    bobby brown used to do it for whitney...

    ahh tru love
     
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    I know...I wanted to play
     
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    Here's the thing.

    Out of the blue many many months ago, I suddenly became INCREDIBLY constipated. After a week I could hardly move so I had to go to a type of Emergency doctor they have here and they gave me very strong laxatives. The problem is that I've been dealing with constipation ever since. Sometimes it gets so bad that I need to use laxatives but mostly every 3 days I'm able to plant my ass on the toilet for a good hour and get some work done.

    After being sick with diarrhea for a couple of weeks (which was almost refreshing) the constipation has now returned, and it's reminding me of what a hell it is to live with.

    Another notable thing I should mention is that even if I can't get anything out, the smell is horrendous, like ...sort of a burnt smell?
     
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    Her crack was wack
     
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    I'm not trolling, as a personal trainer I'd love any help you'd be willing to give
     
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    had to do it when my mom was in the later stages of lung cancer and on morphine---

    All you smokers quit today and spare your loved ones the joy of this
     
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    Gary, may I ask you a serious question?