Anyone here have open heart surgery?

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  1. BethsBraneCell

    BethsBraneCell Sandy Cunt Banned User

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    I am headed under the knife and saw tomorrow for a triple by-pass. Anyone have any advice, experience in what to expect?
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Jesus dude, good luck--
     
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    Stay away from the Hate Club threads until you're completely recovered.


    And good luck.
     
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    Good luck. I have a fib so I'll need it someday to fix the valve. I'm only 29 so I'm gonna wait a bit
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    make sure your rehab is top notch, do everything your doctors tell you, make sure you have your spouse or another loved when at every appointment, and with you every time you talk to a medical professional, you'll be drugged up and overwhelmed, so another set (or two) of ears is very helpful.

    You diet should be consistent, especially fruits and vegetable because you will be on blood thinner and you have to maintain your vitamin K levels
     
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    Holy shit!!!

    Good luck. I personally haven't had open heart surgery, but just about every single other person in my family has. :oops:
    The last one was my uncle, who had it done this spring.

    Obviously, yours isn't emergency surgery, so that should make things SO much better. My uncle's wasn't, either. His recover was light years better than my dad, grandma and two aunts (and all the others I know), who all had massive heart attacks, and had emergency open heart.

    I'll say a prayer for you. I'll be looking forward to you coming back and updating us on your recovery. Best of luck to you.
     
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    Make sure Ben Carson isn't the surgeon....good luck and best wishes.
     
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    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Whatever you do, do not let them give you an IV with ringers lactate. Good luck to ya, please post after your surgery to let us know that you are still alive. Just in case, please include me in your will. Pease and love.
     
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    This!!! :giggle:
     
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    Good luck.
     
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    Pay for your burial/cremation now to save your family the trouble in a few days. :toptip:
     
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    you'll get a badass zipper scar going down your chest :grad:
     
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    Think good thoughts.

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    Prayers friend. Keep us updated!
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Good luck BethsBrane! I hope everything goes well!! Will think about you tomorrow! Please update if you feel like it when the time comes!
     
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    :facepalm:

    :behave: :behave: :behave:

    :no: Oh, now that's just mean...
     
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    BethsBraneCell Sandy Cunt Banned User

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    Thanks all! I already have had 2 heart attacks (03 and 06) & 3 stents placed but this time more stents can't help me. I am pretty nervous and hope the sleeping pill they prescribed ( Restoril) will knock me out fast.
     
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    Now wait. Think about it for a moment. He's going to have new or at least much more free flowing arteries. It's like a do over, back to the starting line.
    I'm not sure how old he is but he's starting with a clean slate.
    Bacon is back on the menu!
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Considering Carson is/was a neurosurgeon, that's good advice.