Entertainment Anyone here into tech startups / software development, etc? (vent warning)

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I just binge watched a bunch of Zuckerberg speaks and interviews on starting Facebook, etc, and it got me really hyped up. I actually have an app startup that I'm working on, and that I've gotten €5000 investment for development, but the fucking programmer has LITERALLY spent 4 months doing NOTHING. It's the most fucking annoying thing ever, and I've been bad at following up also, but the last few weeks I decided that we were going to get going or I was going to get rid of his useless ass. It's so fucking annoying, I want this app done NOW so I can use it and let others use it, and this fucking guy keeps telling me I need to improve my concept document. He's so fucking retarded, the document is perfect, get to work you fucking ukraine asswipe.

    Ugh, I feel like a golden opportunity is slipping me by, and at 5am is when my mind is most awake and thinking about these things.

    Anyone else here have experience with startups or the tech development world?
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    You should be studying Gar.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    The idea is €5k development for version 1 -> raise ~$30K more for launch -> take it from there
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I am, I'm doing that right now
     
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    Chigs The finest in the Nation VIP

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    Is it an app that determines when urination is a dream or reality?
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Fun fact about @dawg: he used to run humor video sites (you know the kinds that were huge before youtube took off? ebaums, break, etc)
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Dawg is the creator of College Humor :grad:
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    no I think his most well known site is probably this one, unfortunately...
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Do you like this site?
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    its aight :cool:
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Are you excited for the return of Chriza tomorrow?
     
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    You should really be getting better nights of sleep for exams man.
     
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    Gar you should go on Shark Tank and take the money from those melvins. GP2 Styke :cool:

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    Is this the same OP that started a thread saying he needed connections to a music studio because he had some big shit on the burners?

    Is this Lever?
     
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    No but im in to outlet posting
     
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    Rahm2015 Effortlessly Destroying Confirmed Internet Legends Gold

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    Yeah, he whines and complains about how awful the mods are, etc. He demands things left and right and if he doesn't get them, he swears he's going to leave.
    Then of course when he is embarrassed yet again, the little guy just comes on here more, starting dopey threads like this. :backlol2:

    Fuck, the guy can't even prove where he lives with a pic of an electrical outlet, yet he's delusional enough to think someone would actually believe this latest nonsense. :omg:

    You have to believe the kid's poor parents have no idea what idiocy this guy constantly brews up down there in the basement of their rural Ohio home.
    Of course no one here is fooled...:watchingyou: :artiejj:
     
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    Rahm2015 Effortlessly Destroying Confirmed Internet Legends Gold

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    GP2 should be banned if he refuses to produce the outlet photo...:giggle:
     
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