WTF Anyone here on marriage number 3+?

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  1. ninifunkhauser

    ninifunkhauser Well-Known Member

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    Going to my fathers wedding Saturday. this will be his 3rd, he's 59.

    will it last? Seems sound, but you never know.
     
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  2. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    Sometimes getting both arms sawed off one time is enough.
     
  3. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    3rd times a charm
     
  4. ninifunkhauser

    ninifunkhauser Well-Known Member

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    True. He can't afford a leg as well.
     
  5. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    My mother is. :) This one is 25 yrs though so I think it's going to last.
     
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  6. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    Marry once and it fails - you get a pass
    Marry again - ok, you're a risk taker
    Marry again after 2 fails - you are beyond retarded.
     
  7. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy Gold

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  8. ninifunkhauser

    ninifunkhauser Well-Known Member

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    Good! I'm hopeful then. The thought of dealing with a single, bitter elderly man someday frightens me.
     
  9. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    He's a romantic or can't be alone, either way, wish him well, and get the will updated
     
  10. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    ^this....let someone else wipe his ass when he has loose bowels
     
  11. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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  12. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!!

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    On marriage number two myself. Won't do a third if this one goes to shit.
     
  13. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Not yet. :c
     
  14. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    I could write a book.
     
  15. aerostern

    aerostern Well-Known Member

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    Would never do it again, once was brutal enough...
     
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  16. ScottBaiosPenis

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    masochist eh?
     
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    Quality Control dove Gold

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    This sounds like a moral dilemma. I follow the Pope on Insta. AMA.
     
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  18. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    A man who isn't broke who marries three times needs to have a talking to.
     
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  19. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Yeah I did it twice. Will I do it a 3rd time? Only time will tell.
    So stand by. I've done dumber shit!
     
  20. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Gold

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    I havent even done it once. :jj: