Entertainment Anyone here watch Lucifer?

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  1. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    Who exactly is he referring to when he talks about "Mom" and "Dad"?
     
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    RaeRae Rae Gold

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    :umm: Ask Milky.
     
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    redshirt Well-Known Member

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    Dad is God, mom was the cliffhanger from last season. Did season 2 start tonight?
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Two,weeks ago. Last week was the debate
     
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    he's the man in the mirror.
     
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    He really is the devil. He got bored in hell and set up shop in LA
     
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    @MilkyDischarge worships him. Other than that, I dunno what the hey yer talkin bout.
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    I was a bit curious about the show until I learned it was at heart another police procedural. Nothing inherently wrong with that, I'm just over them.
     
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    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!" Gold

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    I prefer the real deal over fictional nonsense.

    Dedication ritual to satan
    Need's for this ritual :
    • 1 or more black, blue or red candles (as many as you like)
    • A sterilized needle or razor
    • A piece of clean paper, large enough to write the prayer below
    • A dry pen, where you sign your name in blood (dip the tip of the pen in your blood)
    Write the following prayer:
    Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, (state your full name) renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.
    I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.

    It is important to bathe before any rituals you perform, this is done out of respect. When you are ready, you can light the candle. Take the needle, prick the index finger of your left hand, squeeze some blood out.
    Sign your name in blood.
    Recite the prayer either aloud or in your head
    Fold the paper and let it burn in the fire of the candle. Many of us have stayed and meditated until the candle had burned itself out.
    At the end of the ritual, close with the words "So mote it be." And a Big "HAIL SATAN!!"
     
  11. Hal E. Burton

    Hal E. Burton Well-Known Member

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    You and me both. :sleep:
     
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    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    Two weeks ago.
     
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    I have caught it once or twice. I liked it. But I never remember when it's on and it's too much work to try and remember. Walking deads are on Sunday's at nine. That's all I know.
     
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    I missed last week's show but I saw tonight's. I have no idea who his "mom" is and why she was sent to hell.
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    She rebelled against Dad and he forced lucifer to,watch over her in Hell as punishment
     
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    meanredhed VIP Extreme Gold

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    Why was she rebelling against Dad? How did she escape Hell?
    I think I must have missed more than one episode.
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    IIRC, she got pissed because he neglected her for humanity and she rebelled.
     
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    meanredhed VIP Extreme Gold

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    Makes sense. Thank you :)
     
  19. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    Wasn't on last week because of the debate.
     
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    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    So Jesus and Lucifer are brothers?