Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Bennymuso_il'Duce, Mar 18, 2015.
Or know someone who is?
Nope. Just a lowly YMCA worker here...
Yeah i do, what can i do for you?
My brother dated a chick who was with the CIA. Smoking hot blonde. But he said she was a bit on the nutters side. Took meds to keep her sane. She ended up getting tossed from the agency for God knows what. Then she got knocked up by some military dude who was all into politics. I think he ran for office. The crazy part was that her baby's daddy ended up being one of the terrorists who blew up the CIA headquarters.
Guess crazy attracts crazy. Glad my bro dodged the bullet with her.
That's on a need to know basis. You don't need to know.
A guy I knew in law school joined the FBI.
Yes, I do and they usually don't let us admit it, but you look like a stand up dude...
I'm aplying to mi5/6 and could use some tips.
keeping mouth shut.....maybe/maybe not
Yup, an assassin. I've overthrown a few governments and I'm being hunted as I speak.
But I'm safe talking about it here because I use a free proxy.
hey what is you favorite color ?
Do you like music?
Based on my own observation, the first thing you should know is that you do not talk about fight club. I am serious. So don't mention it again.
Also you better scrub the internet of anything weird you've said.
The background check is very very thorough.
They will even follow you and you have to provide a lot of references who will be asked about your personal life.
There is also a very invasive lie detector test (including sexual questions).
Here the process takes at least 6 months till the 1st interview and there are written tests.
The other thing is that you kind of have to stay off the internet after you're hired - no more gmail/hotmail/posting on this forum, etc.
I watch "Covert Affairs"
Does that count?
I have ,got a first class degree at oxford university, then went on straight to langely, the course was harsh but I passed. Then I was sent to some shithole in the middle of nowhere, and my job consisted of shoving tubes up arab mens assholes to feed them. Occasionally for a change we would pay some dirty smelly shepherd to forget about fucking his sheep and fuck our ragheads instead.
After a year of this I had enough and left. The constant exposure to mens assholes also turned me gay. Howard stern is really keen to get me on the show to talk about this, even said if I can't ,due to breaching CIA rules he will interview me privately.
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I would imagine it would be very interesting...
I have a friend That works for government..Pretty big job..He can't have facebook, twitter or any of the social media things..Gotta keep it clean..