Anyone here worked for the CIA

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    Or know someone who is?
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Nope. Just a lowly YMCA worker here...
     
  3. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Yeah i do, what can i do for you?
     
  4. Kootsi

    Kootsi Active Member

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    My brother dated a chick who was with the CIA. Smoking hot blonde. But he said she was a bit on the nutters side. Took meds to keep her sane. She ended up getting tossed from the agency for God knows what. Then she got knocked up by some military dude who was all into politics. I think he ran for office. The crazy part was that her baby's daddy ended up being one of the terrorists who blew up the CIA headquarters.

    Guess crazy attracts crazy. Glad my bro dodged the bullet with her.
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    I'm undercover...:secret:
     
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  6. reno

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    That's on a need to know basis. You don't need to know.
     
  7. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    A guy I knew in law school joined the FBI.
     
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    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP Gold

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    Yes, I do and they usually don't let us admit it, but you look like a stand up dude...
     
  9. bennymuso

    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    I'm aplying to mi5/6 and could use some tips.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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  11. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    keeping mouth shut.....maybe/maybe not
     
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    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    Yup, an assassin. I've overthrown a few governments and I'm being hunted as I speak.

    But I'm safe talking about it here because I use a free proxy. :secret:
     
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    hey what is you favorite color ?


    Do you like music?

    :facepalm:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    Based on my own observation, the first thing you should know is that you do not talk about fight club. I am serious. So don't mention it again.
    Also you better scrub the internet of anything weird you've said.
    The background check is very very thorough.
    They will even follow you and you have to provide a lot of references who will be asked about your personal life.
    There is also a very invasive lie detector test (including sexual questions).
    Here the process takes at least 6 months till the 1st interview and there are written tests.
    The other thing is that you kind of have to stay off the internet after you're hired - no more gmail/hotmail/posting on this forum, etc.
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    I watch "Covert Affairs"
    Does that count?
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Interesting.
     
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    hypo666 Well-Known Member

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    I have ,got a first class degree at oxford university, then went on straight to langely, the course was harsh but I passed. Then I was sent to some shithole in the middle of nowhere, and my job consisted of shoving tubes up arab mens assholes to feed them. Occasionally for a change we would pay some dirty smelly shepherd to forget about fucking his sheep and fuck our ragheads instead.

    After a year of this I had enough and left. The constant exposure to mens assholes also turned me gay. Howard stern is really keen to get me on the show to talk about this, even said if I can't ,due to breaching CIA rules he will interview me privately.
     
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    another 5 star thread
     
  19. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold POTY Politics

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    I would imagine it would be very interesting...:coffee:
     
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  20. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    I have a friend That works for government..Pretty big job..He can't have facebook, twitter or any of the social media things..Gotta keep it clean..
     
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