Anyone keep a list of all your sexual partners?

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  1. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    My buddy does. It's never even crossed my mind to figure out how many chicks I've hooked up with. :wtf:

    Is he the odd one or is it me? :dontknow:
     
  2. IAC78

    IAC78 New Member Banned User

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    1: your mom
    2: your sister
    3: your wife
    4: repeat 1-3
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No offense to your buddy, but that's pretty fucking sad :jj:
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    fuck. i would have no idea. in high school and right after high school i used to buy a new hat and hang it on my wall :c
     
  5. Shart Garfunkel

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    Wow. Cool. You guys must be pretty successful with the ladies, huh?
     
  6. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Your buddy sounds like a douchebag.
     
  7. nserafini

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    BaBaBooey2UAll had an epic thread on SFN.
     
  8. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I did that for a while, too. :beer:

    got a little out of hand


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  9. fletchman71

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    Yes he did. It will definitely be used in court when someone finds all of the dead skanks in his crawlspace.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Wash me. VIP

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    Was that the guy who kept a spreadsheet of mileage traveled to and from the whores he visited?
     
  11. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    Is that a tax deduction? I need to consult with a CPA
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    :console:
     
  13. Stan Beeman

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    his list must be short
     
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    Guess what Shiv collects to mark his :quote: conquests :quote: nowadays... :c
     
  15. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Everyone on the internet has fucked hundreds of 8s, 9s, and 10s. :grad:
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    How can you ask that in a dignified manner?
     
  17. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    Never been wit a Slippy/Deverent/Madcat type of a woman slightly chubby low self esteem domestic violence type are the women I gravitate to.
     
  18. Johnnykstaint

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    Mines not long enough towarrant a list... :down:
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Johnny you drunk
     
  20. Tigger Please

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    Well, I couldn't find the option on TurboTax