Anyone know an update on Mark Harris?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by ApeFace, Jul 25, 2013.

  1. ApeFace

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    One of the best guests ever. I've been listening to his best of compilations on YouTube. His last appearance was on April 23, 2008. It was the only appearance I ever remember being bummed out by. He had a few heart attacks and sounded tired and fucked up. All the gayness had seemed to burn out. He wasn't even pushing any of his horrible songs or projects. It was very reflective of the state of the HSS itself. I think he was living with a daughter and was basically broke. A very sad ending. I'm curious if anyone knows what he looks like now. Somehow I suspect he'll still look more heterosexual than Howard. Listening to Howard rip Mark in some of the clips is especially funny because it was like Howard looking into his own future. Nothing sadder than an old queen. Best line I heard was when they asked Mark if he needed to use grease on Martha. "That's got to be like a crack in the sidewalk at this point."
     
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    I'm listening to those comps too! Todd Packer rocks!
     
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    Agreed. Only complaint is some segments repeat and there are some other random non Mark Harris bits thrown in.
     
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    His last appearance took all the fun out of bashing him. He had put on weight, and seemed wholly defeated.
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Mark and Dah-Veed performing live whilst Jackie and Fred threw wads of paper at him was a classic. And Mark coming in to take on the Carver family after Whack-Pack Family Feud was another good bit.
     
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    Goodnight, Funny Man. :sad:
     
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    He looks like Dusty Rhodes
     
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    He was so sexy when he was younger.
     
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    He's a gay papa.
     
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    Oh fuck, how did THAT gem slip my mind?!?
     
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    That's him? Holy shit. And that was over 5 years ago. Sad, but at least I was right. Put this man next to present day Howard and try to guess which one is the homo.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    he's behaving so luxurious.


    (so is that song stuck in your head yet? :c )
     
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    It is. And I thank you, because I've had THIS goddamn thing rolling around in my head for the past 24 hours:

    [video=youtube;EwTZ2xpQwpA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA[/video]
     
  16. Quite Frankly

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    Looks a little like Sabien to me (good night water pig)
     
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    Why can't I find the original version of that tune on Youtube?
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    I'm jealous and insane. :c
     
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    because you're not a supporter.




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    Update: still gay?


    That Gay Pa-Pa song is a classic