Anyone know anything about Oriental or Persian Rugs?

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  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    My mom gave me this rug a few years ago that was handed down to her from her Grandparents. Authentic Oriental Rug from the 1910's. Supposedly made in Iran and I have been told it is a "Kashan"???

    Had some fucker authenticate it for 100 bucks, but he now wants another $150 for an "certified" estimate. Scumbag. I have been told it could be worth anywhere from $2500 to $10,000. It is sitting in my basement and probably will never be used, so I want to unload it.

    Anyone know anything about this shit?

    Help a Monk out if you can.

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  2. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    wont it get wet out there?
     
  3. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    I will authenticate this thread for $100.
    I will certify it for an additional $150.
    :hat:
     
  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Ya, Kashan is a city in Iran. Fo a sand nucca.
     
  5. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Thanks for your feedback fuckers. It has been invaluable.

    So do I just run an Ad and try to get as much as I can? Give it to an auctioneer? Send it to Dawg so he can chew the corners and piss on it?
     
  6. nazdrowie

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    I'll give you 5 Canadian Dollars and 5 bananas for that rug.
     
  7. hockeygrl

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    :dontknow:

    I have to admit, I dont really give a fuck about your rug. :c
     
  8. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    My wife and her family love these. They pay big bucks for the real deal.

    Ain't showing her. :dontcare:
     
  9. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I hope Real knocks you out and rolls you up in a rug.
     
  10. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Just auction it off here. :dontknow:

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    Six Canadian dollars and five bananas! :derp:
     
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    ever think of thompson water seal for that deck?
     
  12. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Word. Might as well start from scratch now.
     
  13. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Yeah, I haven't stained or water sealed it in over 3 years. Long over due. Spring project fo sho'!
     
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    theres the kick off....time to watch the chargers get rolled again
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

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    I know a little bit about rugs. :bigthink For example, this rug:
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    is worth more, than this rug:
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  16. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Mine needed it 5 years ago. :facepalm: I just wanna rebuild it at this point and do it right. They didn't even use screws when they built it. :facepalm:
     
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    deck is worth 2k...rug is worthless to me...its depends what some jerk off is willing to pay...sentimental value is worth more than the rug i would bet...pbs has this antique show

    DOOOOOOOEEEEETTTT

    deck is fine....will last long time

    lol..its not the end of the world...but was it bulit well...if so...fuk it...


    ha ha ha ha ha ha
     
  19. Bye You!

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    This thread needs PMF.