Anyone know how I got home last night?

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  1. Ridic Too2

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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    I am still drunk
     
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    Me too bro luckily no bitches ended up in a hospital for pushing me.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    is the bff ok?
     
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    Ladies love cool Mario.
     
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    Butcher ?

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    By bitches you mean other fruits, right?
     
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    do you fuck a whore last nite mikey?
     
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    I was too drunk to even fuck my actual girlfriend :sad:
     
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    Get massively drunk on New Year's Eve + Lay on couch New Year's Day sleeping and watching football = Win :up:
     
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    Butcher ?

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    Actual GF as opposed to the virtual one :c
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    No couch. I am already drinking again at the jets/dolphins game
     
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    lucky bastard!!! i wanna be there so bad. JTs last game :sad:
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Nah I just cheat a lot. :/
     
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    I have field passes from my buddy on the team too
     
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    Is this more of your "my girlfriend read my cheating post" bullshit?
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Nah. After I went home at 4 she went to a strip club with my boys till 6 am. I felt like such a bitch this morn :sad:

    But I've been drinking since I got up at 9 like a champ :)
     
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    Think any of your boys fucked your girlfriend? I wouldn't worry, if they were drinking alcohol their inhibitions were intact.
     
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    did you shower??
     
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    They probably all did Happy New Year! :cheer: