Anyone know how much it costs to get a Live Read on the HSS?

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  1. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    Howard is fine with interrupting his show every ten minutes for some pretty shitty sounding companies.
    Couldn't be that much, right?
    I'd like to take up donations. Maybe Dawg could help.
    I'd love to hear Howard do a live read for my company "Pelican Sellout. Com"
    Also maybe "Closeted DJ. Com" :c
     
  2. Scooter

    Scooter Active Member

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    Dr. Evil: One... Hundred... BILLION DOLLARS!
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    I'd contribute to a "Trashy Madison.com" ad with the tag line…"Gold diggers..looking for an ode Jew with money?"
     
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    How about a wig glue company?
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    "Don't want to be famous"?
    "Love animoes"?
     
  7. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Why bother? Nobody would hear it.
     
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    Clearly Southern you are tired and didn't sleep well. Have you tried mypillow.com??:) :facepalm:

    Robin?? Are you there??
     
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    Given that Howard's sponsors consist of Shittens, Ashley Madison, and Fresh Balls…his standards aren't that high.
     
  10. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Don't forget about the Whatsyourprice dating site. Is that still be read? Basically a prostitute "dating" site. :snicker:
     
  11. ClumpyStern

    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    I looked into it for someone in 2007 or 2008...think it was around $7K or $8K for a 30-second spot...
     
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    What about the commercial for the porn site with kids saying they love creampies?
     
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    How great would that be? Fabricate a wig glue company, create a commercial spot and get that curve ball past Howard?
     
  14. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I'm sure that's closer to $700-$800 these days...
     
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    The audience for the live show must be tiny now. I cannot imagine any company getting any benefit from ad time.
     
  16. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...if we pool pur money to buy a live read it should be a commercial spot for dawgshed.com
     
  17. Bethstampon

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    "George would you care to MAKE an announce"

    "Hi this is Rusty, I'd like to MAKE an order"
     
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    Howard used to goof on radio hosts who did live reads that go in the middle of conversations on the air like he does now. I wish I could find the audio of it.
     
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    Like $100 :dontknow:
     
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    Probably still more than what they're paying Riley Martin. :coffee: