Anyone know how to get a hold of IVARR?

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  1. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    I'm in kind of a bind here, I bought an old barn door from an antique shop for $13 and I'm looking to have it made into a 2700 dollar coffe table.
     
  2. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Get Mexicans to get on their hands and knees the put the door atop. Worked for Borat and Paula Abdul :dontknow:
     
  3. blairg

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    I thought he was dead or something
     
  4. JJR

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    Paula Abdul was the first girl to make my wenis feel funny.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    nope.

    he's alive and hungry
     
  6. blairg

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    ok :wtf:
     
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    Which video? Straight Up? The video, not your wenis...
     
  8. JJR

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    Ok, well I need him. I have nowhere to put my magazines and potpurri.
     
  9. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    hi honey

    :hug:
     
  10. JJR

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    Yeah, probably. Whichever the first video was.
     
  11. blairg

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    :hug:
     
  12. JJR

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    Who the fuck are these people?
     
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    :wub:
     
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    :dontknow:
     
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    he's got a website. you should make an inquiry and brighten his otherwise miserable day.
     
  16. JJR

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    Raisin Hill. The number is disconnected.
     
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    That's a cereal you knucklehead :smile:
     
  18. JJR

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    He has a $4000 table on his website :jj:
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    that's like two barn doors on a stump or something
     
  20. JJR

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    38 coats of varnish, bro.