Anyone on here tonight is kind of a loser, you know?

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    At least people in the time zone where it's Saturday night.

    What's your excuse?

    Me, I'm old and easily entertained. Plus I should not be driving.
     
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  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm an elderly woman from the Midwest who no longer enjoys sex.
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Well-Known Member VIP

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    Hey gwart did I tell you my mom and her friend rode some train in Boone, IA?
     
  4. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    My kid has friends over and there's no way I'm leaving them to their own devices in my house.
     
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  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    That's cool! I hoped they liked it. It's a big train town. Plus there's one of the coolest bridges in the US. Did they like it?
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I like staying home.
     
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  7. NipplesAndToes23

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    I should probably be out trolling for pussy in a few hours, but I'm really sick of the accompanying bullshit. All of my "friends" are too pussy whipped to do anything anymore. I'm too old to hang out with the single dudes. I'm just gonna order pizza, clean my guns, and watch YouTube videos.
     
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  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Funny how you remember the times your parents shouldn't have left you to your own devices, isn't it?
     
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    Go buy them a Playboy and a 12 pack.
     
  10. potroast

    potroast Well-Known Member

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    I can't afford to go out.

    Some catch, huh? :)
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Your Av looks a little like one of my nephews. It freaked me out a couple of times.
     
  12. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Shit, they've got internet porn.
     
  13. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Meh, I spent about 8 hours out in the ocean fishing...took a nap, got laid. NFW I'm going out

    I'm Ok with myself being here now :jj:
     
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  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Hell, buy me Playboy and a 12 pack.
     
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    I know. I always figured I'd be the cool uncle who "accidentally" left the porn stache where my nephews could "accidentally" find it. Now they are probably getting SnapChats of girls from school sticking shit up their assholes. Get them some beer, though.
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    We got a good drunk Neesie thread to entertain us too. :yes:
     
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  17. Mack

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    I'm a surprisingly conservative dad.
     
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    Dialysis today. Tired. Sunday is my Saturday :yes:
     
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    I've had too much human contact lately so I'm in hiding, not even answering calls or text messages. Tomorrow I'm back in the game and im dreading it.
     
  20. HelloYooHoo

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    Lazy evening.
     
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