Anyone out there meditate on a regular basis?

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  1. MrPACS

    MrPACS Well-Known Member

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    I need to chillax..........reefer is not a viable option unfortunately.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    My head is like a Chinese rush hour all of the time. I want sauce on side.
     
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    I do it occasionally but I really want to make it a daily practice.
     
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    Masturbate
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    ...while high.
     
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    Are you saying frog protection?

    I heard medicate. Incoming Xanax+ Ambien
     
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    I don't. However, I read in one of the mil mags last year that Marines had a meditation trial program and they were planning on spreading it service-wide at some point because it was successful (reduced stress among soldiers).

    I was told that this is how it's done: http://marc.ucla.edu/body.cfm?id=22

    Read reviews: https://itunes.apple.com/itunes-u/mindful-meditations/id434136047?mt=10

    Download, put it on your iPod or iPhone or something and follow instructions in a quiet place. Good luck!
     
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    Prozac.

    Low dose.

    Makes everything not so urgent.
     
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  9. MrPACS

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    Gotta stay ripped and clean but thx.


     
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    Obviously...


     
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    Nah no drugs for me but thx.


     
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    MrPACS Well-Known Member

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    So how did you get started?


     
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    mine are not recreational:grad:

    didn't wanna give you the wrong impression.
     
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    You needa pay money to the TM Guru
     
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    dude look up this guys website

    Gil Fronsdal
    Audio Dharma


    you are gonna see a million downloadable podcasts FREE
    can also get on Stitcher
    but the website has the old ones
    dude did a podcast or two everyday for 25 years He is totally chillax has a great laff
    the new ones are done by a lady with a horrible voice--skip those
    he has a series on how to mediate
    look for it
    just his voice and sense of humor chill me, I don't listen other than to chill its not preachy or a cult like TM
    but I hear vets can learn TM FOR free but sounds like a cult
     
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    GivRodnyachance Overt Racist Banned User

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    xanax is overrated ambien works well but tolerance builds quickly
     
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    Listen to the evolved Howie. It used to put me to sleep.
     
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    i meditate every day unlike you weak bitches
     
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    I did an extensive meditation course designed to induce lucid dreaming, it sort of works except now I'm plagued with horrific nightmares every time I sleep.
     
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