Anyone remember giving head (to me)?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    well i killed this thread :nocheer:
     
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    I making chili and I put in a whole can of chipotles in adobo sauce plus 5 dried chilis. Spicy.

    :satanfire:
     
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    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    He only fucks his black wife and watches other blacks fuck her. He's very particular.
     
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    #creepydawgshedposter
     
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    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    Unzip, and let's go.
     
  12. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    What ever happened to that sex muffin?
     
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    A girl asked for my number once at the Pit Stop in Beaverton and I swear to God, was her doppleganger. I was floored.

    We texted a bunch but never ended up going out. :endit:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    its called faggit stew
     
  16. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    :facepalm:

    My god what a fail. You still have it? :c
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No I remember her name though

    Fuck she was hot
     
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    Bro There is no Dana VIP Gold

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    I yelled blowjob out my car window one late night/early morning as a joke to my friend and two "women" crawled out of the woodwork and offered to blow us both for a sandwich and a ride up the hill.
     
  19. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Typical Yonkers story.
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Did I tell you about my friend who is a doppleganger for Margery Tyrell? :drool: