anyone remember that present my ex-mistress had for me last saturday?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she told me i would get it on friday (today). she stopped by an gave it to me. it was kind of a nice gift an our visit was nice an non-sexual. i think i'm good now. thanks for all the advice an panic attacks. :cheer:
     
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  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i only noticed his giant hog.
     
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    I think the gift was a mind erasing machine.

    She Fucked Dink, taped it, and left.

    He has no clue what happened.
     
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    Paternity suit?
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    hai darkfriday. :hw:

    she showed me pictures of her vacation to hawaii an gave me the gift. i also saw more pics a her daughter's prom photos. i asked if her daughter has boob implants. she doesn't.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    no it was a bag of coffee fresh from that coffee farm in hawaii where she spelled the coffee beans into "tam." i love kona coffee.
     
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    what was the gift? more hair?
     
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    hair :ninja:
     
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    so are we supposed to guess?
     
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    Yeah that doesn't mean anything :rolleyes:
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i wrote it already. it was coffee from hawaii. i can't wait to taste it. it's in a vacuum sealed bag so i know she didn't spike it with pussy juice or anything.
     
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    she made me listen to that stupid goatse song "somebody that i used to know" also. :facepalm:
     
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    See that little ginger in your av, bro?

    He's more aware of the situation than you.
     
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    the thing with coffee, is, is it really fresher than what would show up at the local coffee store?

    now, a mango, or a papaya -- that shit you can't get fresh here, and it takes some work to get it back here

    :dontknow:
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    little fucker's adorable.

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    she's working on you again :whistle:
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

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    it probably is fresher than i'd get at a grocery store. i could go to a roasting house an get fresh roasted beans, but this is close to as fresh as i could get from kona.