anyone see that kid choke at golf today???

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    He's gonna shoot himself in the head.
     
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    3 shot lead blown on the 18th right?

    I kind of spaced out and when I went back to the TV 60 Minutes was already on... fucking putters man.
     
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    i saw it...biggest choke since van de velde



    who fuckin triples that hole anyway...played it a bunch of times....not hard at all
     
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    yep :jj:
     
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    oh yea, van de velde was good to. i remember thinking "just hit your 7 iron 5 times dude" put away the driver. :jj:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    His caddy is half to blame.."lay up kid make 5 or 6 and you are a PGA champion
     
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    A putter manufacturer signed Van De Velde to a contract and had him play that hole at Carnousie (??) from tee to green with just the putter... he drove with the putter, approach, etc... and he still scored a 7 or 8 on that promo video.

    Derp.
     
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    troof...

    It does suck though cause it was a great shot. That fucker had insane spin.
     
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    no shit, that's fucked up.
     
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    Who gives two fucks about the dubai open
     
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    what do caddies get for a win??? 10%???
     
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    uhh, excuse me, this was the Farmers open sir
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    yes
     
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    Yeah, but they have to wear the goofy jumpsuit
     
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    :jj:

    I can remember watching that live and screaming at that moron.

    I tried driving the ball with my putter once and it came all the way around and hit me in the back of my thigh. It was so much heavier than my driver and shorter and I just couldn't stop it. I've never tried it again since.
     
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    caddy lost $40,000 on that loss.
     
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    In college one of my frat brothers had a lay right on the out of bound marker and there was a rope strung between posts to mark it... like one of those yellow kind of tensile nylon ropes with a bunch of sag in it... he thought he could hit it as it lay and was trying to be all tough, like no foot wedge or relief... turned out that rope caught his club and swung it right up against his fucking ear.

    It was hilarious.

    Fucker smacked himself right in the face with his own club at full aggro swing speed.
     
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    :jj:

    The golf course is good for so many lulz :jj:
     
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    man, I just saw the kids press conference on the golf channel and he was crying pretty hard. I feel kinda bad for him now.






















































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