Anyone see the last episode of Kitchen Nightmares?

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  1. zerokarma

    zerokarma Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;G6LY7TJ16pg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg[/video]

    The crazy woman reminded me a lot of Beth, married some ugly rich guy, her face is a plastic surgery nightmare, no talent and can't take any criticism.

    That restaurant is an abortion just like all of Beth's projects.
     
  2. itpdude

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    I lul'd
     
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    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    Finest hour of reality television ever seen.
     
  4. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    I saw that episode. It was awesome! That bitch was out of control.
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    If anyone gets a chance check out the UK version of Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. It's fucking great. They do TV right over there.
     
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    "we have 3 boys, but they are trapped in cat's bodies. We have 3 cats" :facepalm:
     
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    [video=youtube;ZIesCd4I4hU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU[/video]
     
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    I thought of Beth more than once watching that the other day.
     
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    http://amysbakingco.com/about-us/

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    Amy’s Baking Company is an upscale full service Retail Patisserie as well as a full service European Bistro , Pizzeria and bar. Specializing in house made desserts, Artisan Gourmet Pizzas, Farm Fresh Organic Salads, house made Artesian Pastas fine wines and custom Martinis. We make all our food from scratch using only the highest quality ingredients to ultimately produce a superb product. We are best known for our fanciful cakes and desserts, elaborately decorated with homemade butter cream frosting and edible flowers and glitter.
    A.B.C is all about nostalgia.
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    while nibbling on a Colossal Chocolate Malt Ball Cupcake.
    While constantly surrounded by the smell of buttery cake wafting through the air…….
    The irresistible aroma of vanilla, chocolate and spices together with our fabulous selection, will overwhelm you once inside leaving you in a wonderful state of indecision………….
    With our Venetian Plaster coffee colored walls, black and cream harlequin diamond floors, black crystal chandeliers, and our
    beautiful decorated garden patio, you will feel as though you have been transformed to a Parisian Bistro.
    All of our Pastries are baked fresh daily by me and all of our food is made per order.
    We are not, nor will we ever be a factory.
    We believe in quality over quantity.
    We strive in excellence in all that we do.
    As the owners of A.B.C. my husband Sammy & I are always on-site to assure that every customer has the superb service that they deserve and every detail is accounted for.
    We invite you to give us a try, and we can confidently assure you that you will not be disappointed.
    We are conveniently located in the center of North Scottsdale at the North East corner of Scottsdale Rd. and Shea Blvd
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    We have a European philosophy when it comes to dinning, and we truly appreciate when our guest come to enjoy a relaxing dining experience and are not in a mad rush.
    As with our food all good things come to those who wait.
     
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    The chick got Michael Jackson's nose at an estate sale.
     
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    I don't know about the rest of television over in Britain because so much of it sucks, but the British version of Kitchen Nightmares is generally far superior to the US version.

    Oh wow, the restaurant has a number: (480).607.0677 Phone

    That's a copy/paste of the number. Notice how they do the parenthesis AND period. Fucking weird. Either you do it like this: 480.607.0677 OR (480) 607-0677

    That alone confirms their insanity.
     
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  12. zerokarma

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    Yea I've seen the UK one, it's a lot better.
     
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    I watched the uk version and he called one guy a "fat cunt". :rofl:
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You do realize this is not "real"ality, but "actuality"? This means they can fake shit and follow loose outlines. Sort of like a cooking version of Larry David's "Curb your Enthusiasm".
     
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    lmao

    Mover over Jodi Arias there is a new psycho in town and her name is Amy.

    I went to a dinner party this weekend a few peeps were talking about this restaurant because it was featured on "Kitchen Nightmares".

    I checked out the episode on Hulu and all I have to say is Amy is batshit crazy she must sleep upside down. Her husband looks like a freaking raccoon, he steals servers tips along with his wife he berates, swears and looks down on his employees and customers!
     
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    I tend to agree with you, however, in the case of the Kitchen Nightmares, particularly the UK version, it's fairly believable because there is no way any restauranteur would want their investment to look so bad.

    Couple it with desperate restauranteurs who are in debt, you can see how they'd let Ramsey in to their joint. It is a real business.

    The above vid is of a restaurant that actually exists and, theoretically, wants to continue. I think it's real.

    Particularly in the context of this:

    [video=youtube;nexQhKIx39Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nexQhKIx39Q[/video]

    And stop changing your fucking avatar. It's confusing.
     
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    online bloggers, haters

    someone learned some buzz words
     
  19. hey later

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    Pretty much this guy, right?

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    That was INSANE. :jj:
     
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    These are all real restaurants. Most either close soon after the show or take the makeover and flipp the place. Most can't manage a business. Pretty much 100 percent of the places on the US version of the show fail. When I used to watch it I"d like to go read yep reviews.  UK version is way more real, even mentions when places sue him.