Anyone use the Zyppah?

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  1. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    The wife and I both snore and keep each other up at night. I stuff wax in my ears to drown her snoring out but I still hear it.Wondering if its worth buying this Zyppah.Not sure if I want a device in my mouth.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Try stuffing that wax down her throat.
     
  3. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I already push her to wake her up to stop the snoring. Might buy more wax to stuff in her throat. I don`t stuff my cock in her throat,she doesn`t like that.
     
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    seems expensive for something you fit yourself.

    see a dentist who knows how to make these things and get one there. putting something in your mouth as a mandibular repositioning device will help with snoring.
     
  5. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    It's Happy Z spelled backwards.
     
  6. itsawig

    itsawig Well-Known Member

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    Hey! This is Jimmy! You bedda put a zyppah in yo mouth before yo wife shoves an old sock in there!
     
  7. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Its a horror show at night.I went to a small couch to get away from the snoring.I am 6 foot 2,so I don`t fit in a small couch well. I am sick of that snoring!!!!!!!!
     
  8. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Yeah,I know that is a solution.I guess as a last result I may have to_Or make myself deaf at night?
     
  9. Mikedrizzo

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    I wouldn't touch it, only due to the annoying, jerk off, New York accent "Jimmy" has in the ads.
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    that fucker is horrible to listen to.The worst is the couple Bnd and branch sheets telling us nicer sheets and you will sleep better. And their pitch do you want to spend a thousand dollars or 200 bucks,like using bucks sounds cheap sotry it fuck those 2 manipulators.
     
  11. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    You and your wife need to do a sleep study to see if you have sleep apnea.
     
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    Mama looka Well-Known Member

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    I had a snoring problem until a few years ago. I was so loud I'd wake up the whole house. I was falling asleep at my desk at work. It go so bad that we put in a sound-proofed door to the attic so I could sleep up there and not disturb anyone. I was sleeping in an old bed and instead of sharing the room with a beautiful woman, I was sharing a room with the cat's litter box.

    I had a sleep study done. They said I had really bad sleep apnea, and I was waking up ten to twelve times a minute. They hooked me up to a CPAP machine (look it up). I had my first decent nights sleep in years. I was prescribed a machine and insurance paid for it. After less than a week of using the machine, I felt awake for the first time in years. When I was at work, the wife emptied out the attic and moved all my stuff back into our bedroom. She screwed the shit out of me that night.

    I've been using the CPAP machine ever since. Three, four breaths and I'm asleep every night, snoring free. Best decision I ever made.

    If you or your spouse have a problem with snoring, go to a professional and get it checked out. It can be a sign of a real problem with life-threatening implications.

    Or, by all means, go ahead and buy some bullshit snake-oil remedy advertised on the radio. What could possibly go wrong?
     
  13. Sea Slob

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    Eddy, What did you do with the $300K? :munch:
     
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    Yes, go have a sleep study done. Sleep Apnea is no joke. It will be the best thing you have ever done.
     
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    Just sleep in separate bedrooms like most of America
     
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    Fuck those guys. They try and guilt you into buying them on their satellite radio ads.
     
  17. fan22

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    I wonda if Chippah uses Zyppah ?
     
  18. scoobyla

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    use it? i cant even spell it
     
  19. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Separate bedrooms.
     
  20. captbill

    captbill Well-Known Member

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    You're into anal sex? :bug: Did she use a strapon with you? :haha: