Anyone using Uber here?

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    And do they mind if you start abusing drugs in their cars?

    Asking for a friend.

    :smile:
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Yes and probably no.
     
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    You're an uber geezer.
     
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    Ask for their complimentary bong.
     
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    Dave I'd start by jacking off. If you blow a load in the backseat, odds are they're up for anything.
     
  6. Daveindiego

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    They're not going to be asking me to share, right?
     
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    must suck to not be able to abstain from drug use for 20 minutes
     
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    There is no direct cash transaction, right? It's all through the app?
     
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    I have a car.
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    What are you? A fucking retard? Wait, don't answer that.

    Maybe there is something in route that it's recommended to pound drugs. :fil:
     
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    Correct, it goes on your card.
     
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    Yeah, me too. But I live in a big city, and I'm going somewhere that parking can possibly be difficult.

    And I'd like to get very faded.


    I know that, because this is what my friend just told me. :smile:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    It's hella quick and easy too, right?

    Do I have to talk to this person?
     
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    Be careful though, don't wear your hair down and all sexy like. And be sure to have a beard or mustache going.

    I don't think they do background checks, and Uber drivers have raped a few broads in their day.

    You don't want your driver to mistake you for some silver fox that is hurtin' for a squirtin'.
     
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    Use Uber to hail a cab instead of some jabroney in their own personal car that wants to be all chitty chatty with you.
     
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    Dave, you can use FlyWheel in San Diego too, to hail a cab. Everything is paid through the app, just like with Uber.
     
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    Yup, real quick and easy.

    You call (think you could text, too) and say you're ready to be picked up, and they text or call you when they arrive.

    The 2 times I've used it, they were there 10 minutes after I called for a ride.
     
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    Dave's gonna get raped in an Uber :backlol:
     
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    I hope you don't mind camel jockeys, 90 % of the drivers are CJ's
     
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    I wouldn't pick up some dirty, long-haired faggot in my nice clean vehicle.
     
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