Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, May 19, 2015.
And do they mind if you start abusing drugs in their cars?
Asking for a friend.
Yes and probably no.
You're an uber geezer.
Ask for their complimentary bong.
Dave I'd start by jacking off. If you blow a load in the backseat, odds are they're up for anything.
They're not going to be asking me to share, right?
must suck to not be able to abstain from drug use for 20 minutes
There is no direct cash transaction, right? It's all through the app?
I have a car.
What are you? A fucking retard? Wait, don't answer that.
Maybe there is something in route that it's recommended to pound drugs.
Correct, it goes on your card.
Yeah, me too. But I live in a big city, and I'm going somewhere that parking can possibly be difficult.
And I'd like to get very faded.
I know that, because this is what my friend just told me.
It's hella quick and easy too, right?
Do I have to talk to this person?
Be careful though, don't wear your hair down and all sexy like. And be sure to have a beard or mustache going.
I don't think they do background checks, and Uber drivers have raped a few broads in their day.
You don't want your driver to mistake you for some silver fox that is hurtin' for a squirtin'.
Use Uber to hail a cab instead of some jabroney in their own personal car that wants to be all chitty chatty with you.
Dave, you can use FlyWheel in San Diego too, to hail a cab. Everything is paid through the app, just like with Uber.
Yup, real quick and easy.
You call (think you could text, too) and say you're ready to be picked up, and they text or call you when they arrive.
The 2 times I've used it, they were there 10 minutes after I called for a ride.
Dave's gonna get raped in an Uber
I hope you don't mind camel jockeys, 90 % of the drivers are CJ's
I wouldn't pick up some dirty, long-haired faggot in my nice clean vehicle.