Entertainment Anyone Want To Sponsor GaryPageTwo?

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    For those that don't know, @garypagetwo is a bar poster that is too cheap to pay for his own subscription. He begs other members to pay for his sub but is running out of dupes. His sub runs out tomorrow and he needs help to not be downgraded to lowly registered member status. As a favor to him I am putting his case forward to the Stern Forum.

    Some facts about Gar:

    Claims to live in Oslo but will not post any evidence of it and is often posting here at the equivalent of 4AM Oslo time.

    Is a student of homosexual studies at University

    Claims to be a former storm trooper in the feared Norwegian military

    Has recently purchased a pair of super gay blue shoes to match his skinny jeans

    Goes dancing with his boner buddy on Friday nights

    Puked the last time a girl showed interest in him

    Had a job selling food subscriptions door to door, quit after three days.

    Wants to experiment with anti-anxiety meds

    @Anfkid @Dream Theater @hidden dragon @DarkFriday @KOC @JameGumb
     
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  2. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    That's quite the portrait you've painted there, BS. :jj:
     
  4. Thedomina

    Thedomina Unfriendly

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    Keep this in the bar!
     
  5. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon what do I do now? Staff Member

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    Let's not forget that once he gets somebody to pay out for him, he will treat all non supporters like crap and say he is too good to talk to them. Of course, he is forgetting he would be in their same position if someone hadn't been kind enough to help him out (aka keeping him from melting for a few days)
     
  6. Cinnaminion

    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    That bio really isn't really helping me want to give.
    Or really ever go into the Bar again.
     
  7. Quality Control

    Quality Control dove

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    Read to filth!
     
  8. PSU Shower Room

    PSU Shower Room Well-Known Member

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    GP2 can get in line.

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  9. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    In exchange would he post a pic of Olso with a copy of the local Ohio newspaper showing the date?
     
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  10. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Gary has asked Dawg to fire me and @hidden dragon twice in the last week, I'm just proving I hold no grudge by helping him get his begging request out to more potential dupes.
     
  11. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    I am pretty sure that the social welfare system in Norway covers annual Gold status.
     
  12. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    @garypagetwo ?
     
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  13. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc Gold

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    Bar people are broke losers. You have to come to the Stern forum to achieve the American Dream. The Bar is our Mexico.
     
  14. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    I didn't know homosexual studies was an option in university but makes sense he's on a Howard Stern message board.
     
  15. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon what do I do now? Staff Member

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    I would love to see how many times he threatens to have us fired again. I don't know why he would be so offended by the Stormtrooper stuff, after all he said he was one.
     
  16. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    @hidden dragon discovered this photo of him during his storm trooper days:

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  17. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    This is supposed to make us wanna throw money at him?:confused:
     
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  18. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    He's also a musician...

     
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  19. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Anything to help out my bro, Gar!
     
  20. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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