WTF Anyone watching "Chelsea" on Netflix?

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  1. jr7543

    jr7543 Well-Known Member

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    It BLOWS! Neither fun nor funny. Only watched the first one (guests Pitbull, Drew Barrymore, and Obama's Education Secretary)...that was enough. Lame monologue obviously read off cue cards, about how this is a different kind of show. She can say "fuck." She could say it on E too, but it was bleeped. At least her E show sometimes had decent comics on the panel, and a decent guest sometimes, plus Chuy the midget. Nothing to see here, move along.
     
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  2. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    I'd say id watch if she showed her tits but that would be a lie because she would have to have her tits out blowing me while Drew went down on her to get me to watch anything with that talentless uncircumcised dick looking fucktard Pitbull.
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    na im straight bro
     
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  4. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    How shocking

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    Gay and faggot. Put the ballgame on.
     
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    Not a fan of hers.
     
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    I hope Netflix cancels her before another round of shows...The test pattern on TV is funnier than her...
     
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    I didn't watch it because I hate her. It's annoying how the home page of Netflix is a big ad for her gay fuckin show.

    So yeah, not watching it
     
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  9. Mike in Houston

    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery. VIP

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    Nope.
     
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    Chelsea Handler has never been that funny. As Artie said; "she banged someone to get that job."
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    Her stand up is very bland. She had moments of funny on her E show but I find most female comics uninteresting and boring.
     
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    I think I managed to get through about 15 minutes of the first show.

    Not funny at all.
     
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    Tim ty dawg for gold! Gold

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    No, but I just logged into Netflix and saw it at the top... she tries too hard. I don't think she's talentless but I wouldn't watch a whole show with just her.
     
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    I have to admit a talk show hosted by Chelsea Handler which has a panel that makes me want to watch it even less is a remarkable achievement.
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    slept herself all the way to the top baby
     
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    I couldn't make it 30 seconds into this trailer, so no.



    That smarmy indifference of hers--which she thinks masquerades for talent-- makes me want to dropkick her into a barrel and hurl it over a cliff. Where are the karma police when you need them?
     
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    This.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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